Mario: That lunatic is so dead.
SMG4: I totally agree.
Mario: If something happens to Meggy, he's gonna say goodbye to his balls.
Meanwhile...
Dylan: Wow babe, you're looking kinky tonight.
Meggy: *muffles*
Dylan: Sorry, I can't hear you. I think I can translate that, you're saying: 'Aw Dylan, I love you more than my idiotic husband.'
Meggy: *muffles*
Dylan: 'And I'm ready for Round 2, I've missed you so much.' Aw Meggy, I've missed you too and I'm 100% ready for Round 2. Are you ready?
Meggy: *muffles*
Dylan: I'll take that as a Yes.
Dylan touches Meggy's knickers.
Dylan: I'm gonna enjoy this. Let's take those knickers off.
But then...
Chief: ARMED POLICE, GET ON THE GROUND NOW!!!!!
Dylan: YOU AGAIN?!?!?!
SMG4: Dylan, just put the knife down!!!
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SMG4 Fanfic: Meggy's Ex
FanfictionAn unexpected guest has appeared in the Mushroom Kingdom and Meggy is flabbergasted. (MODERATE VIOLENCE, SEXUAL REFERENCES AND SOME DISTRESSING SCENES)