The Slytherin royals

Chapter 2: Fight Song

Written by aera

Sara levitated out of bed when her 3’11 body was awaken by drako. His 6’9 body, thick shoulders, shiny golden abs and shiny white perfect teeth were the only thing she saw when she arose from her deep perfect slumber.

She dreamt about eating at texas roadhouse as she ate their scrumptious, juicy, steak. And of course her favorite sauce that she puts on everything. A1 sauce. It’s her favorite food. She could eat it breakfast lunch and dinner. She hoped they had some for breakfast again.

“Why are you starting at my perfect golden abs? Your man whore zach told me to get you. *groan*” drako thought sara looked perfect. she tousled golden locks framing her perfect face with her perfect nose and her perfect lucious lisp.

“Omg zacky wacky???” She bounced out of bed at the mention of her lovers name. “I loveeeee zacky wacky. Tell him when i see him ill give him the biggest hug and kiss.”Drako was disgusted at how she talked about her boy toy. “That is absolutely revolting. I will not tell him that.” He pranced out of the room like a horse as he snorted at what Sara just said.

After Drako was gone Sara got to work. She put on 3 pounds of blush and highlighter as she used blue eyeshadow and black lipgloss. She wanted to impress her lover boy.

She walked out of her dorm looking absolutely stunning with her perfectly done hair and her blue eyeshadow and black lipgloss.
Zac thought the same as he gazed at Sara. “Sarakins omg i can’t believe your so pretty. When we get married wear the same look pretty please.” He begged in a high pitched voice with a pouty lip and puppy dog eyes. He had his hands together like he was praying to his Lord and Savior Jesus Christ that she would wear the same lewk on their wedding fau.

“Fine zacky wacky but only because you look so cute with you puppy dog eyes.” she giggled as she put her hand over her mouth to hide her perfect, pearly whites because she thought they were a bright neon, yellow.

“Let’s get to breakfast.” Zac said in his most masculine, bodybuilder, 50 year old man voice. They skipped to breakfast together as they sang the abc’s down the hallway.

After breakfast Sara was walking to potion with zacky wacky. They walked into none other that her arch nemesis drako malfoy.
“EWWW DOMT TOXCH ME!!!!” Drako shrieked like a little girl with ponytails as Sara bumped into his 6’9 body as her tiny 3’11 body ran straight into his waist. Another day making an absolute fool out of herself.

“i-i-i’m sorry. i d-didn’t see you.” oh no she stuttered again. her face turned bright red like a tomato that was as red as a strawberry. drako laughed at her poor little stutters.

Sara’s lover boy zac walked up to drako. Zac was 5’9 so he was a whole entire foot shorter than evil drako. “DONT YOU DARE TLAK TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIEK THAT. IF I WERENT A FOOT SHORTER THAN YOU I WOULD BITE YOUR TOUNGE OFI” zac was now screming at drako and all Sara could do was watch. being that she was 3’11 she couldn’t do much.“THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!” she started screaming the lyrics of fight song as loud as she could to get them to stop fighting. all of a sudden a table appeared and she jumped on it and started dancing. emily, her bestie boo joined her and together they performed a perfect dance number while they sang. zac and one of sara’s besties—severus snape joined as well and drako was left standing in the middle of the hallway in shock as one of his professors, his crush, his crushes boyfriend and his crushes best friend sang the song he so terribly hated.

“STOP IT!!!” Drako yelled as he stomped down the hallway with his big muscular hands in fists. his pale skin was now red with anger and as he strode off sara could see smoke coming out of his ears.

A job well done sara thought. she succeeded at stopping drako and her boy toy lover boy from beating each otfur up.Her and Zacky went to class and had a dandy time learning about mixing magic liquids together. Kylee, nicole and serina kept on making jokes about other magic liquids if you know what i mean. It annoyed sara.

“Stop making bad jokes and be more adulty like me and zacky here.” She stuck her tounge out at them as they laughed. her tounge was purple. It was the grape juice she ate for breakfast. they didn’t have her favorite food so she settled for chicken and rice with grape juice poured all over the felipe meal.

“Zacky Wacky lets go. They are making fun of my tongue.”

“Okay let’s go princessbuttersweetsugarcandy.”They walked out of class and slughorney was mad but it’s ok because they will give him apple juice to make up for it. He mentioned he has a piss kink a few classes ago and everyone knows that people who have piss links like apple juice.

After they galloped to the dorm they found Drako crying. Sara laughed at him and ran with her lover boy to her dorm.

They layed tangled in each other’s arms after they did the devils tango. They forgot to put a silencing charm on the door so drako might have heard but he deserves it after making fun of Sara.

Sara softly sang fight song as Zacky Wacky fell asleep. She finally dozed off into a deep slumber and dreamt about piss kinks and snape singing fight song.

A/N: hey loves. this chapter was wrote by Aera. Hope you enjoyed <3