I like being a pig
I am tasty and I'm pink
I roll in mud and I stink
I look at my fellow pig and I wink
I like to skate at the rink
I tumble 'n' tumble my butt cheeks pink
So I wash them at the sink
I fetch some refreshing blueberry drink
It ends up on my tee and stains like ink
What a waste of strengthening zinc
I dress again from head to toe till I blink
Mum finds out and like a caterpiller I shrink
My cheeks flush pink as my mums plump hooves and my fatty cheeks link.
