(a/n ; credits to the people who came up with the original versions and sorry I don't know who you/they are! I have just changed the names to characters I feel would say/do these things)
Giyuu : I see the glass as half empty, Tanjiro sees it as half full; that's why we make a good team. Sanemi , on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Kanao wonders why it has to be glass, and Inosuke usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
Tanjiro : Treat spiders the way you want to be treated
Zenitsu : killed without hesitation
Kanao : &spots a group of people doing stupid stuff&
Kanao : what a bunch of idiots
Kanao : &realises its Tanjiro, Inosuke and Zenitsu. While Nezuko is sitting there in confusion&
Kanao : wait those are MY idiots
Modern AU
Kanao : [seeing blood splatter] Oh.
Tanjiro : That's awful.
Inosuke : That's the greatest thing
I've ever seen! Zenitsu, take a picture of me over here! I finally have a reason to join Instagram! People are gonna be like, "Food, food, cat, food, dogs, nails MURDER?!"
Tanjiro : Name a way to be nice to others.
Inosuke : Don't kill them.
Tanjiro : ...
Tanjiro : Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
Giyuu : I'm having a baby
Tanjiro : That's good for y-
Giyuu, slamming down adoption papers and pen : It's you, sign here
Inosuke, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.
Zenitsu : Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore!
[later that day]
Zenitsu : Turns out Inosuke is scarier when he's quiet.
GhostRengoku : Can you tuck me in?
Mitsuri : You just handed me a shovel.
GhostRengoku : Yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks
Tanjiro : I wish I had a super tight knit group of friends that I could fight crime with.
Douma : I wish I had a super tight knit group of friends that I could commit crime with.
Zenitsu : I wish I had a super tight knit group of friends.
Giyuu : I wish I had friends.
Kanao : I wish I could knit.
Tanjiro : Um, why is Shinobu tied to a chair?
Giyuu : The question you'll soon be asking is, "why isn't she gagged"?
Akaza : What's it like working with the Demon Slayer Corps?
Rengoku : Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, mature people.
Akaza :
Rengoku : Now throw that idea out
the window
Douma, waking from a deep sleep: Where am
I?
Akaza, sarcastically: Heaven.
Douma : Oh...
Douma :
Douma : Didn't think you'd be here.
Kitten: *pounces on Inosuke's foot*
Inosuke: no don't you realise
kitten: *meows*
Inosuke: i'm the Mountain God
kitten: *rubs against Inosuke*
Inosuke : why
kitten: *meows*
Inosuke: *pets kitten*
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There will be more KNY Incorrect Quotes coming up!! OwO
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أدب الهواةJust random scenarios. It doesn't include the reader (sorry). Hope you enjoy :) And I don't own the characters. They belong to Koyoharu Gotouge, who created Demon Slayer.
