Oh God, I hate this world and everything init!

Chapter 2

Ugh... Gasp, I'm awake!

I didn't faint, hohoho, it seems that I truly am the best, just one day and I've already improved this much maybe I can even move my body-

Nope, I can't.

Just then I could feel the gaze of the giant ground sloth a few meters in front of me, it's kinda cute now that I get a good look at it, sloths have been labeled as pretty cute animals after all.

This is still better though, now I'm actually aware of my surroundings.

Now where is Kho, it's his turn to save me and use his whatever OPOPOKOK skill.

"... KHO! You idiot! Wake up!"

He was to the left side of the sloth, his face was kissing a tree while his body was laying on the ground, it appears that someone had pushed him onto a tree and knocked him out.

Just then I could feel the gaze of the giant ground sloth a few meters in front of me, the gaze that spelled doom, the face of destruction, and the smile of death, sloths have been labeled as pretty scary animals after all.

It's alright, it's going after Kho, right? I'll be safe...

"BOOM"

It took its first step forward.

Noooooo

"BOOM"

Noooooooooooooo

"BOOM"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And just like that it was in front of me.

Why? It was supposed to go after Kho, why did it-

And at that moment it dawned upon me.

That damned baby sloth!!! I should have tortured it! Curse you baby sloth!"

It reached out its right claw to my limp body and held my stomach with a firm grip, I was now completely defenseless. I was now the little sloth who couldn't move while the giant ground sloth was the two evil men from the earlier chapter.

No... wait, something's wrong here.

Yes, I remember it.

The way it's holding me with just one arm, the way it's standing leaning it's back with both legs wide open, and of course the way it's smiling with a creepy smile open wide.

Oh wait, never mind it's always smiling.

But that's not the point here!

Yes.

I recognized this scene, after all how could I not? I've seen it countless times and I'm betting you have too.

Yes... Currently I was a female knight and this giant ground sloth was a giant ugly fat orc, and we all know what happens when the two cross paths.

The only difference would be the part where I can't really see anything under that thick forest of a fur.

But still though,

"HELP MEEEEEEE!"

I could see it; its left arm slowly rising up aiming for my pants.

"KHOOOOOOO, PLEASE WAKE UPPPPPP!"

I could sense it; its claws were now pinching on my pants, about to pull it down.

"OBESIEL, PLEASE SAVE MEEEEE! I WANT DIVINE INTERVENTION! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!"

I could feel it; the cold breeze of the air touching my now naked legs.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"