The next day
I woke up at 8:00. I heard a knock on my door. I went to answer it in only my undershirt and underwear. I opened the door and there stood Izzy.
"Simon why aren't you dressed yet? We need to get going."
"I just woke up. Ummm give me ten minutes." I said rubbing my hand down my face. She came in and sat down on the couch.
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Kickbuttfighter: hey just got to his place leaving in ten he just woke up.
Biscuit: he's not going to make this easy is he?
Idiotblonde: oh God just don't kill him or hurt him too badly.
Glitter-mania: well it shouldn't take that long you're just replacing the other pair he destroyed.
Kickbuttfighter: yes true but do you know how long it took to find that pair and to make matters worse it was the last pair.
Biscuit: see I told you he could be a handful while shopping.
Idiotblonde: Alright Izzy do whatever you have to do to get him a pair of pants. Make sure he's ready by 8:30 so Clary can come pick you guys up.
Glitter-mania: look whose taking charge.
Idiotblonde: we've come too far for it to be messed up.
Biscuit: Jace is right. So Magnus you get Raphael to the club by 9:00. If he decides not to come or tries to leave text Jace 911 and he'll come help you. Same for you Izzy also make sure nothing happens to his outfit. Ill get him to the club at eight thirty. Cat you still on standby if this goes horribly wrong?
NurseCatarina: yeah. I just read what happened. How could he be so idiotic?
Biscuit: he's Simon. It's kinda like Murphy's Law with him.
NurseCatarina: oh well that certainly explains a lot.
Kickbuttfighter: he's coming got to go.
Biscuit: later Iz keep us updated.
Kickbuttfighter: got it.
2hr. & 30min. Later
"Simon get your butt out here. It's been two and a half hours and you've only tried on 10 pairs of pants."
"That's because I couldn't fit in half of them. I can't fit in these either."
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Kickbuttfighter: we're up to his 11th pair.
Glitter-mania: he's only tried on 11 pairs in two and a half hours?
Kickbuttfighter: yes.
Biscuit: God I knew he was slow but I didn't think he was this slow.
Kickbuttfighter: he says he couldn't fit in half of them and one pair it squeezed his manhood a little too tightly.
Idiotblonde: ouch
Glitter-mania: ouch
Biscuit: TMI Izzy
Kickbuttfighter: got to go he's coming back.
"So"
"They're not going to work."
"Fine we got 9 hours before you have to get ready."
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Love In Song
RomanceThis is just a fluffy song fic with typical relationship drama from my knowledge.