Leo: I suck at Monster Assault Techniques. 😞
Nico: Hi.
Melissa: Ello Neeks!
Bella: Did you guys check out Emma's new game? Half-Blood Rage?
Melissa: Yes and it sucks.
Emma: Hey!
Hades: hardly any signal down here!
Nico: Dad...
Hades: Son...
Nico: Did you tell mom?
Persephone: Tell me what?
Nico: nothing
Hades: noThing
Persephone: hmmm.
Katie: Leo, I somehow shoved a seed inside my Demi Phone and a flower is growing out of it.
Leo: Be right there!
Poseidon: HOLY HERA!
Hera: ?
Poseidon: These things do not work under water
Percy: Duh!
Athena: Idiots
Bella: EXCUSE MEEEEEE?
Poseidon: Yeah! EXCUSE ME?
Percy: XCUSE MEE?
Tyson: excuse me?
Jason: I don't have a great way of saying I love...
Piper: I'm waiting
Jason: DIRT!
Piper: *Faceplam*
Anita: Where's Leo?
Leo: I just fixed Katie's Demi Phone. Wassup?
Anita: Where are you?
Leo: Bunker 9
Leo: Hello?
Jason: What jow?
Jason: *how
Nico: did you just hear Leo scream?
Anita: I made him scream.
Melissa: What'd you do to him?
Anita: Judo kicked him.
Bella: Again?
Emma: Why?
Apollo: WHERE ARE MY SMOKING HOT SONS?
Max: *Faceplam*
Austin: Leo why did you give the gods Demi Phones?
Leo: I dunno.
Apollo: THERE ARE MY SMOKING HOT SONS
Melissa: What the Hades
Emma: Is going on?
Apollo: AND THERE ARE MY SON'S SMOKING HOT GFS
Melissa: No, just no.
Emma: I'm not part of this!
Max: Dad, go away.
Apollo_Sexy_Man: No
Austin: DAD CHANGE YOUR CONTACTS NAME
Apollo_Sexy_Man: N.O
Zeus: should i smite him?
Melissa: Yes
Jason: Yes
Piper: did you do it?
Zeus: Yea. He's running all over the throne room screaming "MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!"
Bella: I'd pay money to see that!
Thalia: *Sends video of Apollo screaming "MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!"*
Jason: Thalia! You're on Olympus?
Thalia: Yeah. Lady Artemis sent me.
Bella: I AM TOTALLY UPLOADING THIS TO YOUBLOOD!
Travis: WE JUST PRANKED THE ZEUS CABIN!
Alise: It's an awesome prank.
Conner: pranking should be our job!
Melissa: 😡
Jason: 👿
Alise: Shit
Melissa: I'm covered in whipped cream.
Jason: I'm covered in dirt
Conner: RUN!
Travis: TO THE SECRET HIDEOUT
Alise: you just told them we have a secret hideout
Melissa: I swear I will kill you Stolls!
Jason: AND YOU ALISE!
