Dark Humor Volume 1

uDark Humor Episode 1

I am Noel Thornton and I have a list. What kind of list you ask? A kill list. A list so complicated the police won't understand what it means.

THE KILL LIST

1. Malcolm onkey

2. Kris Singer

3. Robber Rue

4. Jay Fey-Jet-Pain

That's my kill list. You might not think these boys are real. But they are. Very real.

Here's how I'm gonna do it.

1. Track them down

2. Pin them to the ground.

3. Get out of town.

But first I have to kill Malcolm Onkey. He lives in his own world so that's gonna be hard to track him down. But i'll manage.

Now that I told you this you may not tell anyone. Okay. Even though I'm telling this story on watt pad where the whole world can see.

Anyways I need some rest some rest. Tomorrow is March 7 that means it's 1 tomorrow in numerology.

That's my favorite number cause of E.B.O.L.O (every.body.only.lives.once). That's the best part of life itisn't like a video game were you can have a numerous amount of lives. So if there's someone you hate that dies, who cares there dead. Your never gonna see them again.

Ok good night ill tell you how the killing goes tommorow.