Cory was sitting in his room reading his delightful spongebob book when he gets a notification from his phone. He looks to find a notification from TikTok that reads: vinnie hacker has liked your video Cory begins to get butterflies in his stomach as he looks to see who vinnie hacker is.
Cory is the worlds best kisser and kisses like 1 million people a day. How had he not heard of vinnie hacker yet? He begins to wonder if maybe he kissed vinnie and didn't get his name.
He looks at vinnie's profile and develops a look of disgust. All his videos were thirst traps. Nothing about reading!!! And he was UGLY. Cory became very angry. Was vinnie even literate?! Cory decided he would never kiss this man and decided to leave hate comments on all of vinnies videos.
He typed super mean roasting evil comments like, "you are a big fat poopy head!😡" and "I would never want your giant horse cock in my bussy!!!😖"
When Cory was satisfied with his hate comments he went out to the kitchen to get a drink of water. He was thirsty.
"Cory what are you doing in the kitchen it's 3 am! You start at your new school tomorrow!🤬" corys dad Max said. Cory must have spent so much time writing hate comments that like a million hours passed.
"I'm sorry max- I mean daddy- I mean dad." Cory sometimes got distracted by his dads giant dumpy and called him by the wrong name.
"It's fine Cory you're my favorite child so u cool. But if damen were up right now I'd beet the shit out of him."
Cut to damen listening from his doorway and whispering to himself "it's because I'm black isn't it😔"
"Hey dad?" Cory looks at his dad with puppy dog eyes.
"What son?"
"Do you think I'll make friends at my new school?"
"To be honest probably not no one is even near your level at your school." "But if you dumb yourself down maybe you can get some."
"Really dad?! Thank you so much! Goodnight luv u!🥰🥰🥰" Cory exits the kitchen and heads towards his bedroom. "Btw dad the dumpy is looking FIRE today."
"Why thank you son."
Cory goes to bed and dreams about his day at school tomorrow.
All spelling errors are on porpoise btw 🐬
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Cory Winn x Vinnie Hacker -ENEMIES TO LOVERS
FanfictionA joke but not a joke. Satire but not satire. Vory forever. I made the cover myself lowkey proud.