HAI IT'S UR FAVORITE NON-BINARY LESBIAN CUM SLUT 😆
.. Idk what to say.. Anygays- enjoy my little fruits 😌
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Big dick Zoldick (killua): black dress, with the rights underneath
Zoldicks puppy (gon) : kurapika has a black dress 😐👗
Mama pico ⛓️: u have a pink skirt
Zoldicks puppy: delete that shit.
Mama pico ⛓️: wanna cuss at me again 🔴👄🔴⛓️
Zoldicks puppy: well-
Mama pico ⛓️: I'll go through ur phone
Zoldicks puppy: nvm
Big dick Zoldick: I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth
Mama pico: 1. Did leorio give u a cigarette? 2. CHANGE UR NAME
Zoldicks puppy: but I like his name 🥺
Mama pico: change ur name too
Big dick Zoldick: and he's an actress, but he ain't got no need
Big dick Zoldick: he's got money from his parents, and a trust fund back east
Zoldicks puppy: who? Cause last time I checked ur not only the only one with rich parents, but ur also the only one with parents 😐
Mr. Money: did he just roast us?
clown power🌟: idk but it felt like it 😢
Mama pico: where'd u come from?
Clown power 🌟: gons closet
Zoldicks puppy: 😐🔪
Clown power 🌟: 😐
Big dick Zoldick: tounges, always pressed to ur cheeks, while my tounge in on the inside of some other boys teeth
Mr. Money: *cough* gon *cough cough*
Zoldicks puppy: Better be U-U
Mama pico: better stay quiet *cough cough* gon ⛓️
Clown power 🌟: my tounge will be all over gon 🥴
Zoldicks puppy: *you* 🔫😁
Big dick Zoldick: tell ur boyfriend, if he says he got beef.. That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucken scared of him
Zoldicks puppy: wait if he says he has beef and all boys have beef and I'm a boy and he's vegetarian then.. Wait but he doesnt- I'm confuseddd ;-;
Mama pico: don't worry ur little brain about it
Big dick Zoldick: he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
Zoldicks puppy: yes.
Mama pico: .. Idk what to do with u guys anymore
Big dick Zoldick: don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
Zoldicks puppy: wait wha-
Big dick Zoldick: he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
Big dick Zoldick: x's on both ur hands, wash them in the bathroom to drink the bands
Mama pico: who got drunk
Big dick Zoldick: and the setlist, u stole off the stage, had red and purple lipstick all over the page
Mama pico: WHO'S STEALING SHIT!?
Zoldicks puppy: IDK
big dick Zoldick: bruses, over ur arms, shaking in the fingers with a bottle in ur hand
Clown power 🌟: I didn't know u drink gon 🥴
Zoldicks puppy: I don't -.-🖕
Clown power 🌟: 😢
Big dick Zoldick: and the nest thing is, no one knows who u r. Just another girl.. alone at the bar
Zoldicks puppy: wait r u saying I look like a girl?-
Mama pico:.. U could
Zoldicks puppy: says the girl that's actually a boy 🙄✋
Mama pico: .. Well that didn't go well
(he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me
Big dick Zoldick: he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me)
Zoldicks puppy: I am quite confused :D
Big dick Zoldick: shush boy
Clown power 🌟: shut ur lips
Zoldicks puppy: 🙄✋🖕
Mr. Money: do the Helen Keller
Big dick Zoldick: and talk with ur hips
Zoldicks puppy: yes d- Sir 🥴
Mama pico: 🔴👄🔴⛓️
Zoldicks puppy: that- I meant that in an Innocent way 😐
Big dick Zoldick: I said shush boy
-deleted message-
(A/N: for all of u who what to know what the deleted message said: Zoldicks puppy: how can I stay quite when u fuck me so good? 🤨)
Mama pico: ur lucky I didn't see that
Clown power 🌟: shut ur lips
Mama pico: don't tell me what to do 🙄✋
Mr. Money: do the Helen Keller
Big dick Zoldick: and talk with ur hips
(I said hush girl, shut ur lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with ur hips. he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me he wants to touch me (woah) he wants to love me (woah) he'll never leave me (woah, woah, oh oh)
don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust a hoe, won't trust me)
Big dick Zoldick: lyric prank
Zoldicks puppy: oh ok that makes sense
Big dick Zoldick: I like what u said (the deleted message) ;)
Zoldicks puppy: 😳😶.. Well I wasn't lying😏
Mama pico: ok whatever is happening rn, I don't like
Mama pico: I will go through ur phones
Big dick Zoldick: 😐
Zoldicks puppy: 😐
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Ok that's all- fuck it's 3am- and it's a school day-... OK BYE LOVE Y'ALL!! :) <3
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~hxh texts lyric pranks~
Fanfictionhello! it's exactly what it sounds like so this hxh lyric prank texts, if u have any ideas for me I will gladly like to know them and use the idea 😊 I hope that makes since and doesn't sound weird or selfish or something like that ;-;
