Bill Nye loves me a little bit too much...

First and only part

Today I had major, painful constipation.. It was so bad that my asshole was inflated. I felt as if I were sitting on a motherfucking beach ball. So, as any intelligent person would, I invited over Bill Nye, having very, strong high hopes that he would be able to possibly surgically remove all of the shit that was stuck in my stinky ass. He comes over, and I spread my asscheeks open for him, so he attempts the risky/sexy surgery, yet is unsuccessful. I'm left missing a whole damn asscheek.. He smiles like nothing just happened and hands me a sandwich?... It looks awfully suspicious, but I'm so hungry.. Ugh. I take a bite. Oh, there's where my pretty cheek went.. Anyways, he waits for me to finish eating that.. Special sandwich, and then takes me to his bedroom. We both sit down on his bed and he takes off his Wonder Pets socks.. Why? Of course he did that to show me his collective foot fungi from the years 2000 through 2021.. I'm kinda into this shit.. Uhm.. What do I do?.. >w< When he's done with doing that weird shit, he stands up, and goes first thing into the bathroom, he then kneels by the toilet and starts passionately licking it. He was making weird slurping and giggling noises.. It was a horrible thing to witness.. I haven't recovered to this very day. Then, once he.. Unfortunately discovered me standing there watching him be all unholy.. He, may or may not have spit on my lungs then.. Wow Bill.. Uhm.. I still don't know what I do, so I begin to blush like CRAZY... Because I, was being obviously turned on by that harsh action, I begin to firmly grab hold of his hairy crotch. I begin to make him a lovely, pretty bracelet made with nothing other than his fabulous gray pubic hair. He stared at his wrist with the pubraclet.. And couldn't do anything but loudly sob, as that reminded him of his dear ex wife. Proceeding to waste the next 2 hours telling me about him. I told him it's okay, he has me now.. Then he decided he was hungry, instead of saying thank you and appreciating me. Anyways, guess what he ate? Just.. Guess.. He ate my motherfucking dog.. MY FUCKING TINY ANNOYING DOG.. Well, it's okay, it's fine, It's alright... It's billy nyie...... So ofc it's sooooo cute! I truly couldn't even help but smile as I heard my ugly fucking dog annoyingly welp and profusely whimper in horrible pain. But then, right infront of my gorgeous brown eyeballs.. My dog transformed into a buff, hot, gorgeous, handsome, sexy, twinky, fruity, gay, binky, winky, cool, pretty, popular, rich, single, big man titted, tall, blonde, lipbiting, t-posing, crotch sniffing anime man.. The pure, wonderful.. Once in a life time opportunity to see someone such as beautiful as my dog..  It made Bill immediately kneel to the floor, get down on one knee and propose.. Woah.. Anyways Dog declined, and ate Bill's fucking lips off as a harsh consequence, cause he was truly being obnoxious about it.. But then Bill Nye gets mad and starts railing my dog... MY FUCKING 10'11 TOWERING DOG.. My dog idiotically begins to slurp a blanket in reply to being railed extremely hard in his ass. It was so pale and with lots of red.. His ass was blushing... Omg so cute... Dog's ass x Bill Nye.. If you don't ship it, you're fucking homophobic and need to eat some god damn soap.. Anyways my precious, aexy bexy cexy dexy eexy fexy gexy hexy iexy jexy kexy lexy mexy nexy oexy pexy qexy rexy sexy texy uexy vexy wexy zexy yexy zexy fucking chokes until his very final, undeserving death. Then.. Bill.. Bill.. Bill... Bill... Bill... (sorry, im so nervous, this next part really turned me on... Oh no..) Bill decides he's going to do the wap dance.. 😱 He starts, and once he started, he COULD. NOT. STOP... NOT FOR THE LIFE OF HIM.. I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO HARRASS HIM.. Anyways he did it so god damn hard that he falls down the stairs and moves like a beyblade somehow.. That bitchhole was SPINNING MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT EOUND BABY RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND RIGHT ROUND.. How so very tragic, unfortunate.. And it's a pity.. ANYWAYS so he broke 391 bones so he cries for his milfy, sweet, full breasted mommy.  Not cause all of his broken bones, more cause of the fact that he stubbed his middle toe falling down.. That bitch was on the brink of death and all he worried about was his damn toe.. Then he licks his tears off of his greasy mcdonalds french fry face and starts trying to slide his dick right under my door. What did my door ever do to him? :( Ig it's fine since he likes that shit, it makes him so truly happy. When he is happy, I'm happy.. So good for him, good for him.. So very proud of my billy nyeie.. Omfg... He's grown so much, I'm literally typing with my eyes closed.. Anyways the poop from earlier that was stuffed in my ass slowly came out and stained my panties.. Anyways Bill put my poop in his butt.. Too damn quirky, oh well. Anyways Bill rides my man dog to the land of the mystical d molphins. i like dolphins and the color of them is just do fascinating i sweat okay okay okay that's all that happens if you want another part please let me know cause I will laugh at you and never do it.. Okay bye.. WAIT; DAILY REMINDER THAT BILL NYE IS YOUR ALPHA.. 😈