DilucMahBallz (ohhhh he snapped🤯) pt. 2

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Billie👖:
I forgot to ask,
who changed Diluc's name?

Eighther🕺:
Oh yeh, i just noticed
that rn-

P

iemon:
Maybe Kaeya did that?

Rumine💃:
Maybe?¿?¿

Kaeya West:
Someone also changed
my name-

Barbruh:
Oh my god-

DilucMahBallz:
seen

Beyblade Maid:
Maybe there's a hacker?

Kaeya West:
A HACKER?!

Piemon:
Holy fudge

DilucMahBallz:
seen

Kaeya West:
DILUC-

DilucMahBallz:
typing...

Kaeya West:
OH FOR THE LOVE OF
BARBATOS PLS TYPE FASTER-

Basibos🍃:
???????????????🤨

Kaeya West:
Nothing, just Diluc typing
so slow. Could you pls
teach him how to type faster?

DilucMahBallz:
I think its you, Kaeya. If not,
it might be (Y/N).

Kaeya West:
...why would I do that? And
who is (y/n)?

Baribos🍃:
Uh... What's going on?👁️👁️

DilucMahBallz:
typing...

Kaeya West:
Why the fuck are you
accusing me? And WHO
THE FUCK IS (Y/N)?!

Piemon:
CHILL KAEYA- YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT MY COUSIN

You
Wat is happening?

Piemon:
Did you changed Diluc's
and Kaeya's name?

You
No, I don't have a right
to do that- Plus, we're not
close. I mean, you know me
Paimon.

Piemon:
Oh, yeah. You're right.

DilucMahBallz:
Shut the fuck up, kaeya-
It ain't my fault that I was
so busy with my business.
I have my own life, and I
ain't flirting with every
girl like what you do
just to satisfy your fucking
needs. Im out-

DilucMahBallz went offline.

Billie👖:
Way to go Kaeya

Kaeya West:
Fuck it. I'll just do what I need rn,
peace out

Basibos🍃:
Yeh, like do Rosaria?

Kaeya West:
Shut up drunk bard

Kaeya West went offline.

You
Hoooo...

Piemon:
Welp... That was awkward.

Billie👖:
I'll be offline again, I'm
babysitting Klee.

Piemon:
Bye jean uwu

You
Byeee take care~

Baribos🍃:
Bye Jean!

Billie👖 went offline.

You
So... Wanna play Among us?

Piemon:
Sure

Basibos🍃:
Count me in!

Cool Bennett: (he was Burnt Eggs Lover)
Lemme joinn

Barbruh:
May I join?

You
Yes yes, y'all may join
bruddahs

Rumine💃:
So... Uhm, I did some research
and I saw that I was the one
changed their nickanmes but I
didn't do it

Piemon:
Then why it says you're the
one who changed it?🤨

You
Sus-

Rumine💃:
It was Childe. He took my phone
and open our gc to change their
names. I have Aether to prove it.

Eighther🕺:
It's true, we were going to the
mall and I saw him took her
phone.

You
Oh fucking hell... Is
it because Diluc kicked him
out from this gc?

Rumine💃:
Welp, that's the reason.

Piemon:
That fucking bootleg
ed sheeran wannabe.

╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳'⸝⸝⸝)╯╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳'⸝⸝⸝)╯

Note: That's the Dendro Archon. Imma earn more primos for him.

Possible lines for him:
Drop it like it's hot🔥
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY🔥✨

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