Misfits?

A Cursed Holiday/Scuffed Fishing

I was at my house and there was very loud knocking on the door. Fuck. Cops? I got up off my couch, stumbled a bit and got to the door. The door bell was going crazy and the knocking was getting louder. I looked though the peep hole and it was Ryan, Mason, Cam.

"Fuck you" I opened the door and they chuckled. "What do you cunts want?" I asked and they walked in my house. "We're goin on a trip" Ryan told me and I threw my hands up and shut my door.

"I'm not goin to Fiji again" I shook my head following them in to the kitchen. "Were goin fishing cunt" Mason told me opening my fridge. "Fishing?" I asked and looked at Ryan. He nodded.

"When?" I asked. "Alex cheer up. It's a holiday" Cameron told me and I rolled my eyes. "All of us?" I asked. "Yeah. Tomorrow were goin" Ryan told me and I nodded. "Close my fridge. You're" I shut the fridge and Mason smiled holding a beer.

"Were meeting at my place tomorrow. It's an 8 hour drive" Ryan told me and I threw my head back. "Fuck off. I'm not doin that" I shook my head and they walked to the door. "Pack a bag. 5 days. We'll see you tomorrow" Ryan spoke and they left. Alright.

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I drove to Ryan's and got out of my car. I pushed open the door and smelled smoke. "I'm here" I called and they were in the kitchen.

"Alex" they called and I was handed a joint. 8 hour drive. We all got in to 2 cars and we started to drive. A couple went in Cam's Tesla and the rest of us including me rode with Ryan and Sam.

"Cunt let me roll down my fuckin window" I pressed on the button. "Why?" Ryan turned to look at me. "I wanna smoke." I huffed. "If you don't I'll smoke anyway and ash on the floor" I spoke and my window rolled down.

The sun went down and we finally made it to the place. "I've gotta piss" I jumped outta the car and started up towards the house. I went and walked back out.

"We beat a Tesla. What a shit car" Mitchell chuckled. After a little bit the rest of them pulled up. "Is there toilet paper I've gotta take a massive fuckin shit" Mason got out of the car.

"Hey pussy lips" Cameron smiled from the front seat. "Hi Fitz" I chuckled. We got our stuff and started to walk in. "Did you notice it's got two roofs?" Toby asked us. "One goin this way the others a little bit higher" She smiled.

"Higher? Ryan!" I called and went to find him. "Stop yelling" Ryan rounded a corner and I put my fingers to my lips and he handed me a joint. I went outside and there was a little wooden tent thing with seating and then a dock in to the water. Oh were so close.

"Alex!" I heard my name being shouted and I turned around and looked up to see Cam and Toby standing on the balcony. I waved and they waved. I smoked and walked back up. I opened the sliding glass door and one of the blinds fell off.

"Shit" I spoke. "You wrecked it already?" Jay asked and Mitchell picked it up. "Hide this" He handed it to Ryan. "Wow" Ryan shook his head and took it.

"Come look at the water" I spoke and we walked out another door. "There's a dead bird" I heard Eric and I walked over. "Its a bad omen" he spoke and Mason was eating cereal.

"Oh what's wrong with it?" Mason asked pushing the bowl into my hands and shining his phone flash light on it.

"I reckon she's dead mate" Eric spoke. I started to eat his cereal of course. "Its got like ants crawling out of its eyes" Mason squatted down to look at it. "I'm gonna fart on it" Mason spoke and squatted over it and dod just what he said.

"Dude its already a bad omen and he just fucking shit his pants on it" Jay shook his head. "Can we get it off the steps" I asked and went to pick it up. "No don't touch it" Eric grabbed my arm.