We all walked out of the bar to get some food and it was snowing out and the roads were so narrow. "Sam!" Mason called and I looked over and he threw a beer bottle to Sam. A couple of them were just throwing it around as we walking down the street. I was shivering as we walked and just keeping an eye out.
"Oi go long" Sam tossed it to Mason and he ran down the street and Mason backed up a little bit. "I don't think-" and Mason threw the bottle though the air. We all froze and the bottle flew through the air over to Sam. It bounced off his head and smashed all over the ground.
"Jesus. Run!" Sam yelled. Why? We all took off in a sprint down the road all of us drunk and laughing. We were running and my lungs were giving out. We ran down to the end of the street and there was a girl sitting there in a bra.
"Oh honey" I stopped and took my jacket off. "Alex" Ryan spoke and I looked at him. "Its snowing. Strip down to your underwear and tell me you don't want a jacket" I draped my jacket over the girl.
"Free entry" she pointed to the club she was sitting in front of, and handed us a flyer. "We'll be back" Ryan told her and she smiled. "I hope you didn't like that jacket" Peckit nudged me and I smiled. "It was Masons" I told him and he laughed. We went to a restaurant and had some food.
"You reckon we'll go to the strip club?" Ryan asked us and everyone kinda glanced at me. "Sounds fun" I ate my food and looked at my plate. "I've never been to a strip club" Matt spoke. "Well no surprise there Matty" I tilted my head and they laughed a bit.
"Like you have" Matt countered. "I think I lost my virginity in a strip club" I looked at him and I saw Ryan choke on his drink. "That's enough" Sam told us and I flipped Matt off and he did the same to me. We got done eating and Jay had wandered back home because he has a very loving girlfriend. Peckit walked with us to the club but left after we walked in.
The rest of us went back to the club and the girl wasn't there anymore. "We can't stay to long we all have to be up by 8 so we can go to Auschwitz" Ryan told us and we all nodded. We walked in and I shook off a little bit.
"You cold?" Swag asked me and I nodded. "But I'm about to get warmed up" I smiled and he chuckled. We walked through the hall way and there was no one else in there. Oh shit. Not the first time I've been in an empty strip club. We all sat down at a huge table and a guy came out with a menu.
"You just gonna order everything?" Cameron chuckled. Ryan did. He ordered a bunch of drinks and the cherry vodka was very good. The lights came on, on the stage and a stripper came out on to the pole. I was sitting beside Mason who had his teddy and a couple strippers came into sit with us.
"You are a woman" A girl sat next to me and I nodded. "You like this?" She asked and had her hand in my thigh and ran it up slow. The other strippers were touching the guys and sitting close to them. The stripper got off and another one came out.
"I really like your teddy" one of the strippers was basically sitting on Masons lap. "Oh you like the teddy? Can you dance with the teddy?" He smiled. "Uh yeah I guess I could dance with the teddy" she nodded.
The stripper grabbed Masons stuffy and crawled onto the stage. Her ass was fully exposed and I took another shot. I offered the girl sitting next me me one and she took it happily. The girl with Masons teddy stood on the stage and she started to dance with it.
She was defiling this stuffed animal. She swung around on the pole and rubbed it in between her legs for a sold minute. My strippers hand was on the inside of my thigh now and the song changed now. The stripper handed back Masons teddy and I heard Swags laugh.
"Give it a sniff Mas" Swag encouraged. Mason brought it up to his face and shook his head. "Ahh" he cringed back. We were all having a great time which was nice. We were all chatting.
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