Edited : NOVEMBER 19th, 22
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Xingqiu: @the fatui is great
Xingqiu: my liege
Xingqiu: my sister
Xingqiu: its literally 4 am in the morning
Xingqiu: childe switched from ferglaicious to superbass
Xingqiu: please get him to shut up so I can sleep and so YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE CAN SLEEP
Ight:The fatui is great
Listen here:The fatui is great:The fatui is great
mY LiEgE:The fatui is great
I deal with childe every night:The fatui is great
And let me tell u:The fatui is great
He has sung superbass, fergalicious, and every nicki minaj song that exists in the northland bank and snezhnaya:The fatui is great
I have to deal with that shit:The fatui is great
And let me tell you:The fatui is great
The other fucking harbingers join him in Snezhnaya:The fatui is great
Captiano and Dottore:The fatui is great
And when Signora is drunk:The fatui is great
Scratch that- when they are all fucking drunk their crazy:The fatui is great
Their as crazy as Beidou, Venti and Kaeya combined:The fatui is great
Im fairly certain they once accidentally killed a fatui agent while drunk:The fatui is great
Also xingqiu my dude go sleep like put earplugs in or somethin:The fatui is great
Xingqiu: WHAT
La Signora: OK LISTEN
Childe: IT WASNT OUR FUCKING FAULT
The fatui is great added Dottore to the chat.
Dottore: shut the fuck up
Dottore: its all of our faults
Dottore: we were so stupid and drunk and thought of using our delusions against new agents and we fucking killed one
La Signora: that was all capitano
Dottore: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Dottore: CHILDE USED HIS DAMN VISION AND SUMMONED A FUCKING WHALE
Dottore: IT SPLASHED ALL OVER THE AGENT
Dottore: IF IT WAS IN A DAMN SEA THEN THE DUDE WOULD HAVE DROWNED
Dottore: THEN U, SIGNORA, USED UR CRYO DELUSION AND FROZE HIS ASS
Dottore: AND THEN I USED MY DAMN DENDRO DELUSION THEN FUCKING GOT VINES FROM THE GROUND AND IT WRAPPED AROUND THE AGENT WHO WAS IN AN ICE BLOCK
Dottore: THEN CAPITANO WAS LIKE " FUCK HOW DO WE UNFREEZE HIM?"
Dottore: AND HE FUCKING USED HIS PYRO DELUSION AND INSTEAD OF THAWING THE ICE, HE BASICALLY THAWED THE MAN
Dottore: SO, IN A WAY, YOU ALL KILLED THAT AGENT BUT CAPITANO DELIVERED THE LAST BLOW
Thank u for the confirmation dottore:The fatui is great
YOU ARE READING
Great, It's like a hidden identity (Genshin!Scaramouche x Fem!Reader)
RomanceAs a Fatui Agent and Scaramouche's secretary AND assistant, you're always doing errands and filling out paperwork- even for the other Harbingers! You don't seem to get a break. Then, unexpectedly, during your break, Lumine adds you to a group chat. ...
