"How does this work?" You asked, walking up to the teapot.
Xiao grinned. "Put your hands on it."
You wanted to visit Madame Ping and talk to her about something, but due to the fact it was 5 in the morning she wasn't out and was likely to be in her teapot.
"I won't get hurt, right?" You asked, hesitantly moving your hands onto the pot.
"I think. Hopefully your body can handle it."
"Wait wha-" You were cut off with your own scream as you were sucked into the teapot.
Xiao snorted.
~~
Fatuhees
Pantalone: "they literally killed my brother and he was an agent" that's not even a complaint what else did they expect this is the fatui
Pantalone: who did we kill we've killed so many ppl
Childe: oh i think it was when we all got drunk and capitano killed that new agent
Capitano: we all killed him
Childe: yes we all killed him u just gave the final blow
Capitano: so close to stabbing you
Pantalone: i think that's all the complaints
Pantalone: wait there's one more
Pantalone: ofc its abt childe
Armadillo: not surprised
Scaramouche: i'm going to strangle you
Armadillo: you can't even reach my neck
Pantalone: "Childe is so fucking loud he screamed as if he was a 7 year old meeting Barbie for the first time when there was a spider on THE CEILING." ofc scara sent this
Scaramouche: that bank probably had so many spiders and roaches we should be glad it burned
Pantalone: NO
Pantalone: i HAVE TO PAY FOR EVRYTHING BITCH
Pantalone: I'm literally gonna become poor again
I was bored ok
Childe added Arlecchino, Pantalone, Sandrone and Pierro to the chat.
Lumine: great now all the harbingers r here
Jean: ew
Eula: HI ARLECCHINO
Arlecchino: WHATS UP EULA
Paimon: what the
Venti: so the only time you talk here is when Eula knows a harbinger
Paimon: It's weird when a knights of favonious is friends with a harbinger!
Venti: yOUR LITERALLY FRIENDS WITH THE HONORARY KNIGHT WHO IS FRIENDS WITH A HARBINGER
Venti: DONT EVEN DENY THE FACT YOUR FRIENDS WITH CHILDE
Paimon: AM NOT
Childe: ouch
Venti: YOU LITERALLY MADE HIM A FLOWER CROWN
Paimon: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
Venti: I'M WATCHING
Paimon: CREEP
Venti: SAYS THE ONE WHO LITERALLY FOLLOWED DILUC AT NIGHT BECAUSE HE WAS "sus"
Venti: I'M NOT THE CREEP YOU ARE
YOU ARE READING
Great, It's like a hidden identity (Genshin!Scaramouche x Fem!Reader)
RomanceAs a Fatui Agent and Scaramouche's secretary AND assistant, you're always doing errands and filling out paperwork- even for the other Harbingers! You don't seem to get a break. Then, unexpectedly, during your break, Lumine adds you to a group chat. ...
