Great, It's like a hidden identity (Genshin!Scaramouche x Fem!Reader)

mcdonal

2 UPDATES IN ONE HOUR?!?!

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The second week went by so slowly that Pantalone's patience was starting to test him. Maybe even Celestia was testing him just because he joined an organization that wanted to overthrow Celestia.

He kept his promise as he never left the hospital once- only to see Capitano's ex wife. He actually grew to find the chair bed comfortable.

Signora would come by with books for Pantalone to read, and he would actually read them out loud to you as he sat beside you on the bed that same night.

He hadn't even looked at the files yet- not wanting to mention anything in front of you even if you wouldn't even be capable of responding or hearing. He just felt like it was bad if he mentioned anything about you getting hurt.

He had found out on the second day when Zhongli, Focalors and The Tsaritsa came to visit, that thé warrant to check your parents mansion was to be in his hands by the third week. The news made him so happy but the week so much slower.

Anton came to visit just after the Archons did, but didn't have much to say as he sat in silence, listening to Pantalone read you a story. He felt like he was a kid again, and he wasn't complaining.

On the third day, the Harbingers came in again and had a huge argument about fucking McDonald's that even led to the group chat.

gaybingers

Pierro
for the last fucking time childe I'm not the type to want the toy from the kids meal

Childe
u were so happy that one time I got a minion toy though

guys there's a literal McDonald's downstairs from y/n's room I will order us stuff

Damslette
YEA PLS I WILL LITERALLY E-TRANSFER U

Tsaritsa
I think ur forgetting we all share the same bank account 💀

Dottore
LOL

Okay 3 happy meal pls with 3 chocolate chip cookies and 3 apple juices

Childe
for me, you and damslette?

Dottore
for me

Pantalone
GOODBYE

Tsaritsa
I don't get how you could eat that much and not gain weight

Dottore
r u forgetting I'm not human

Capitano
UR NOT ??

Dottore
u guys talk to a million of my different segments each day 💀

Arlecchino
Childe get me, Pierro and pantalone 10 chicken nuggets in the happy meals and make sure they have toys

Pierro
I DONT NEED ARUCKING HAPPY MEAL

IMNA GROWN ASS MAN

Tsaritsa
u sure don't act like one

Pierro
u literally cried at the movie trolls don't even talk

Pulcinella
TROLLS??

Dottore
and coco

Tsaritsa
IT WAS REASONABLE

Pantalone
I understand coco but fucking trolls

my majesty respectfully wtf

Scaramouche
HAHAHAHHAA