y/n walked into the cirtch, holding the holie bybl. "oh boy whires jaysus when you need him" jesus then appears out of thin air "Hello my child. Have you called for me?" "OMG ITS GEESUS1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1! GIVE ME SEX PLS" jesus turned into a human then ate the holie bybllllll then drank the wholye hwatir. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" "hayzis pls giv eme ses" "ok lol"
"jk i'm jesus bitch" jesus spat on y/n then fliw awaie "oh no g-sis is gone girl" y/n turned into a fowsil but then didn't and cried because what the h SHH THAT IS NOT HOLIE ell then jesus killed the m
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Jesus x Reader (VERY SEXY SMUT)
Humory/n reads the bible and goes to church, but then she meets jesus.
