never [#1]

t e n

"h-hi."

"hi."

"i'm trey."

"he thinks you're hot."

"shut up sid."

"aw thanks. i'm elsie."

"she's madly in love with you."

"val. not now."

"just kiss him already, elsie. you know you want to."

"look at her. she wants you to kiss her. come on, trey, you can do it."

"is it alright if i kiss you? i mean, it's okay if you don't want to but these guys don't seem to want to stop."

"uh okay."

"i can't watch. this is too cute."

"i know right? they're totally made for each other."

"uh - ow."

"sorry. okay, my nose is going this way. your nose can go the other way."

"okay let's try that one more time."

"wait. what do i do with my hands? do i just..."

"sid? you kiss a lot. what is she supposed to do with her hands?"

"does it matter? just kiss already! this is getting really awkward. and my legs are starting to hurt from standing up."

"but-"

"oh - just kiss."

"my nose!"

"my cheek!"

"did you just-"

"yes."

"-push their faces together?"

"got a problem with that?"

"nope. ha well, it got the job done."

"sure did."

"do you want to go out sometime?"

"you bring the food, i'll bring the tv shows."

"sherlock?"

"oh god yes."

f i n

[anyone who gets the reference, I'll love you forever]