Black Hat - Jason Todd

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It was a tense couple of minutes, Red Hoods hand still griping tightly onto Elliotte's arm, and Elliotte focusing on trying not to get a hard on, it was quite a difficult task when your favorite Gotham wet dream was standing before you looking very hot. 

 "Your partners in crime are shit in aim" the voice sounded deep and mechanical, it was slightly unnerving on how inhuman it sounded, if Elliotte was some form of an idiot, he would have thought that Red Hood was some kind of robot. And Elliotte was indeed a dumbass, but he was no idiot. 

He looked up into the eye holes, deciding that the damage was already done, his face had been seen, why not get a conversation out of it.

taking a moment to look Red up and down, he then replied with a "Good god am I thankful for that, cause in no way hell do I want a masterpiece like yourself being ruined"

The Red Hood showed no visible response, after all he had been trained by the best, also he probable was flirted with a many times, after all, he was hot both in mask and out. 

"So, do you actively draw dicks on peoples forehead, or can a guy get the actual one?"

Red Hoods tightened onto Eliottes arm, the maniacal voice once again blessing his ears, "I don't show guys who rob the innocent my dick" 

That was a lie, Red hood once shoved his pants down at some dirty cops, and told them to "suck my dick" as he shot them in the knee caps, it was a beautiful site, its how he became one of Geo's favorite in the batfam, Alfred was at his top. 

Elliotte smirked slightly, "See my darling Red, thats were you mistaken in three areas, but imma focus on two"

He paused for dramatics, as he did, Jason moved them further into the ally way, probably because the police were here or something unimportant like.

"One, I didn't rob them, I have taken nothing of theirs, therefore not a robber" He totally has robbed people, its Gotham, everyones robbed someone, and when he got home he was probably gonna rob these peoples bank account and put it into some orphanages account. 

"you might've not been in the building but it definitely looked like you either were about to rob them or was helping those guys"

"Sorry cutie, your wrong"

"you can't see my face"

"personality can be cute too, honey cakes" Elliotte retorted 

"and mine is adorable not cute" 

"I mean- true, but like- wait we got off topic" 

They were surrounded by darkness, Reds hand now was gentler then before, his other no longer gripping a knife, he seemed still tense but less so as he thought Elliotte wasn't an actual threat. 

Red robin, wait no, red lobster, better, huffed a breath, his hand motioning for the blond to continue.

and he did it gladly, "Secondly, they were by far innocent, the owner of it killed a kid for a mob boss, to get the land" Lobster boy inhaled sharply, killing kids was just plan out wrong and everyone knew it was on Reds big naughty list.  "and now on the side sells drugs, which not the good shit, which honestly is sad, like bruh if you goin sell drugs, don't rip the idots off, they gonna get you back-"

"Is that what your doing here, getting back at them for selling bad drugs?"

Elliotte rolled his eyes, "do I look like a druggie to you?"

"yes"

there was no hesitation, and honestly it wasn't surprising, but still that was offensive, under his breath he muttered "ow that hurt my sensitive self"

A small laugh escaped itself from the Red, he tried to cover it with a cough, but Elliotte caught it and beamed, he was a funny shit, and got the hot boy to laugh. 

"Moving on from your hurtful comment, no I am not, okay I have done weed but only because I was told to 'chill the fuck out dude' so I did"

Right after he said that with a gentle smile, he stabbed Red Hood. 

Then he ran. 

It was a small thing really, he was distracted and Elliotte used it to his advantage, so with quick reflexes learned after years on the streets, and years of being a protective brother, he pulled out a hidden dagger, one he carried at all times, and stabbed his wet dream of a man. 

It was to the side, but the knife was small, so hopefully he wouldn't die or anythings, that would be sad, brought to life to only be killed by a guy who once played uno with normal playing cards. 

As he ran, soon disappearing in shadows, angry mechanical yells  chased after him. He laughed to himself, this was gonna be fun to explain. After all the one rule they had, the one they knew could not be broken at all cost, was just broken:

By all means do not catch the eye of the batfamily.

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Elliotte walked through the grime and dirty door, out of breath, a smile placed on his lips, and a box of eclairs in his hands, Geo stared up at him from the navy couch they had found years back, his eyebrows raised in question at Elliotte. 

In a cheery voice he announced "I breathed the same air as Jason Todd" 

Geo sighed as he set his book down.

"We had one fucking rule"

"I brought food?"

Geo stared at him for a moment, "what kind?"

Elliotte opened the box, his smile even winder, wiggling his eyebrows "Eclairs" 

"you have been forgiven"

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A/N: ello, it been a while, elli just wanted some time to flirt. 

how ya doin? 

and question: favorite food? (mine is ramen, or like rice, with brown sugar, and milk)