-Claire on her vlog visiting skz on Kingdom-
Chan: Oh my god Claire you're here!!! *hugs her*
Jeongin: *points at the gifts and roses* Is that for us?
Claire: No your shit's at home this is BtoB.
*skz in disbelief watches Claire talks to BtoB fangirling*
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-Claire when she came back from school right when skz finished their vlive with Hyunjin returning-
Claire: *see's hyunjin and drops her backpack* OH MY GOSH YOU'RE HERE!!!! Hi stupid!!!! *attacks him with hugs and kisses on the cheek*
Hyunjin: nice to see you too
Jeongin: CLAIRE!!!???
Minho: *pulls her away* Let him breath
Han: Can I get love like that?
Claire: Yeah sure. *slaps his face*
Han: ...Love you too.
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-Claire and her friends being stupid instead of studying-
*instrumental of last dance by big bang is playing*
Claire: *sighs* T.O.P. is the only unproblemactic hottie. *hears the toilet flush and sighs* Seongho just stunk up my fucking bathroom.
Wonyoung: *bursts out laughing*
Jinhyuk: Why you exposing him like that!!??
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-Claire being frustrated while gaming in Seungwoo's closet-
Claire: *reads a comment* 'Imagine being unproblematic but being in a racist group' Bitch I can tell you're an anti. Listen you have your reasons to not like my members, I don't like it either I literally chase them with a bat. I'm getting tired of my auntie cursing cursing me and my cousins out cuz they're all stays. So please get your ass out of here if you don't like me. *looks at her screen* WHAT THE HELL I LOST!!!??? NO!!!!!
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-Claire exposing Seongho-
Claire: *reading insta questions* What's Seongho's favorite thing? My ass and my thighs especially. I'm fine with it... when I don't threaten to chop his dick off.
Chan: *opens the door* HUH!!?
Claire: *looks at Chan* (in english) Close my fucken door!!!
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-Claire being Jeongin's baby-
Jeongin: *literally messing with her* Look at the baby, aww so cute!!
Claire: Bitch leave me alone, you were literally the maknae before I came in the picture.
Minho: Well you can suffer the same way he did, okay cutie? *pinches her cheeks*
Claire: *flips them off*
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-Claire and Sunhwa hanging out-
Claire: *hugging Sunhwa* Y'all look who came to see me? My big sister Han Sunhwa.
Sunhwa: Hello everyone I'm Sunhwa.
Claire: This is my brother's sister isn't she pretty? And y'all better not be saying how we're not biological, cuz bitch they saw my grow up so they're my siblings.
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The Free Range Idol? (SKZ New Member)
Fanfiction[THERE WILL BE NO SMUT SO DON'T EVEN THINK THAT] "Free range? Never heard that for an idol before.", "Hey Chan, who's Woojin?", "Bitch don't go in my fucken room.", "Han I don't know how to make cheesecake now stop bugging me!!", "ME!? The youngest...
