A is for....
Claire: What tf do you mean a nice soaked APPLE!?
(Jinhyuk explaining Seongho's nasty jokes)
B is for....
Claire: BRO I literally said don't put me in a team with changbin and Seungmin and what do you do?
(Claire being pissed at chan)
C is for....
Claire: Oh come on CUT 🔪 it 👉🏽 out 📤
(Fan requesting to imitate a full house iconic quote)
D is for....
Claire: BITCH I SAID IT'S NOT SPELLED TAN IT'S SPELT DAN だ(da) ん(n)
(Claire teaching Yujin more Japanese)
E is for....
Claire: Please stop calling me EUNKYUNG
(Haters trying to piss off claire)
F is for....
Claire: We had to disect a FROG one day and as soon I cut it open I ran out of there and threw up. Yeah... I hates FROGS now
G is for....
Claire: Jinhyuk I'mma tell them something about you
Jinhyuk: Go ahead
Claire: The only GUY that Jinhyuk will bang is...
Jinhyuk: *realizes what it is* NO DON'T SAY IT!!!
Claire: Shut up you said I could. So the only GUY he wants is....y'all really thought I was gonna put him on blast
(Claire scaring Jinhyuk and clowning us for the first time)
H is for....
Claire: Me and Hyunjin are not HOT....we're drop dead gorgeous *making dramatic poses*
(ClaireJin being dramatic together)
I is for....
Claire: ICHIGOU does not just mean one ICHIGOU also means a FUCKEN STRAWBERRY AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
(Claire trying to have a conversation with Twice's J-Line on VLIVE just to express her confusion about the Japanese language)
J is for....
Claire: A group of stays found where our dorm and for 2 weeks straight when I get home I see bags of clothes from JESSICA JUNG'S CLOTHING LINE. I've been wanting these for years.
(Claire showing off her gifts)
K is for....
Claire: This bitch was telling me and Jeongin to speak English and I said "fuck off KAREN"
(Claire being her inner genz)
L is for....
Claire: *says cutely* LeeKnow I love you *screams in embarrassment*
(Claire doing aegyo)
M is for....
Claire: Stays let's make one thing clear if you see Roxanna talk about me in a good light just so she can look good just tell her "Claire hates your racist ass and will never call you MOM"
(Claire being a weird influence for stay)
N is for....
Claire: I saw a comment that said teach Changbin the N word one time and I did I said "Changbin new word...NOODLES" HAH! Y'ALL THOUGHT I WOULD TEACH HIM THAT
(Claire nearly scaring us)
O is for....
Claire: OH! OH! OH! OH! OPPAREUL SARANGHAE!!!
(Claire being a Sone)
P is for....
Claire: DID HE MAKE A WET PUN PUN OUT OF FUCKEN CHICKEN!!!
(Claire looking at her fyp)
R is for....
Claire: Looking at someone I'm crushing on just makes me go deep RED
(Claire's a simp)
S is for....
Claire: Y'all think you're SNEAKY huh? I know y'all be making hard stan stuff about me
(Claire knowing too much)
T is for....
Claire: Join the TIFFANY red hair cult
(Claire being a Tiffany fan)
U is for....
Claire: You gotta be kidding SEUNGWOO IS THERE A U IN MY NAME!?
Seungwoo: There's two u's
(Claire and Seungwoo making bracelets)
V is for....
Claire: *reading a comment* Claire make my VA- I'mma close my computer. *literally scared*
(Claire reading comments)
W is for....
Claire's 5 y/o sister: What's a WAP
Claire: ........uh......it means WAFFLES and pie 👁👄👁
X is for....
[Can't find anything for X]
Y is for....
Claire: *reads a comment* Who's YIXING? Bitch your user is LaysLeftDimple and you're telling me that you don't know who YIXING is.
(Claire educating an exo-l)
Z is for....
Claire: I met blackpink in a fan sign in 2018 and asked Jisoo if I can call her JIZOO she said yes and when she saw me she was like "Oh you're the one who calls me JIZOO hi how have you been" she even called me pretty 🥺
(Claire being Jisoo biased)
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The Free Range Idol? (SKZ New Member)
Fanfiction[THERE WILL BE NO SMUT SO DON'T EVEN THINK THAT] "Free range? Never heard that for an idol before.", "Hey Chan, who's Woojin?", "Bitch don't go in my fucken room.", "Han I don't know how to make cheesecake now stop bugging me!!", "ME!? The youngest...
