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-Claire's POV-
Claire: I have no idea on how the hell I should introduce this. Anyways welcome back to another shit show of Shine With Claire and today I have my two very special adorable (eww) members, Seungmin and Felix.
Felix: Hi this Stray Kids Felix.
Claire: The big meme.
Seungmin: Seungmin In The Building!!!
Claire: The Asshole In The Building!!!
Seungmin: *sighs* Yah Oh Eunkyung you wanna die?
Felix: Stop calling her Eunkyung, you know she will hit you with no problem. *laughs*
Claire: .....ANYWAYS. Seungmin said he brought us a game, I don't know what it is but I'm honestly scared.
Felix: What did you bring?
Seungmin: Ice cream with sour patch candies.
Claire: .....*shocked* Oh god no...Seungmin don't make me eat this.
Seungmin: Well answer all of the questions willingly.
Claire: Where did you learn this?
Seungmin: YouTube
Felix: This is gonna turn bad real quick.
Seungmin: Okay Claire first question when was your last relationship?
Claire: ....
Felix: She's probably in one now
Seungmin: SoMeOnE cAlL dIsPaTcH!!
Claire: I'm not dating anyone and it was in October 16th.
-Afew questions Later-
Felix: Claire are you dating any of your idol friends, or Jinhyuk or Seongho?
Claire: Is this get questions out of Claire day?
Seungmin: Answer the question.
Claire: I'm not dating anyone like I said earlier. My turn, Felix, what's a secret you never told anyone?
Felix: ...........Lemme have that ice cream.
Seungmin: He's hiding something. Wait we have to put this on the ice cream. *show a VERY hot hot sauce*
Claire: I KNEW IT!! You watched the eat show didn't you?
Seungmin: *nods and add the hot sauce* Eat up Felix.
Felix ate the ice cream and his reaction was funny. He was crying and his nose and lips were red. Meanwhile me and Seungmin were dying of laughter. Once Felix was able to operate again, I was giving the question if Stray Kids were kids who were the 3 I would adopt. I of course wanted chose Minho, Jisung, and Jeongin and if it was 5 Hyunjin and Felix too. But since I decided not to say anything Seungmin knew it wasn't gonna be him, so he added more hot sauce then there should be. I ate it, and had a whole break down, Felix was worried, while Seungmin was enjoying the revenge. We ended the podcast early to calm me down. I had so many cups of milk to at least make me calm down and stopped hitting myself on a wall. But for the rest of the night I was numb as hell. FUCK YOU SEUNGMIN!!!
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