Ep. 19 Personality Smooch

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Ranveer- Guys! Ab main finally aapko aapka test your bond bata deta hoon.

Deepika- Nahi Ran mujhe batana hai.

Ranveer- Okay baby tum bata do.

Deepika- Umm.... nahi rehne do tum hee bata do.

Ranveer- Okay baby. So...

Deepika- Nahi mujhe batana hai.

Janhvi P.O.V

Uffff!!! Yeh phir se start ho gaye! Vahi same rubbish bakvas.

Sara P.O.V

It was cute to see there bonding but to be honest bahut bore ho rhi thi main.

Kartik P.O.V

Haa sab karlo babu- shona and mushy bakvaas. Ek toh mai bas show off  ke liye uss Janhvi ke saath hoon upar se aajkal itna irritating lagti hai yeh stupid couples ki stupid baatein.

Ranbir P.O.V

I know yeh uss deepika ki strategy hai uski simmba ki heroine yaani APNI Sara ko jeetane ke liye. Kyuki mai toh DP ka ex hoon and iss duniya mei ek invisible si rule book hai ki ek ex apne ex ki help kabhi nahi kar sakti. Bas jealous feel karva sakti hai. Damnn these exes!!

Deepika- Tum hee bolo. 

Ranveer- Answer lock kiya jaaye??

Deepika- Ofcourse tum bolo. Varna saare contestants aur readers ko idhar hee neend aa jayegi.

Ranveer- Dekho zyaada kuch nahi karna hai.

Varun- Arey jo kuch bhi hai batao toh.

Ranveer- Bata raha hu. Shaant baalak agar shraddha se shaadi karne ke baad bhi itni over excitement dikhaayi toh agle din hee divorce de degi voh tujhe isliye for a healthy marriage life PATIENCE IS THE KEY TO SEX.... I mean Patience is the key to success.

Deepika- So iss task mei.....

Ranveer- Baby mai bolunga na!

Deepika- Tumhari toh SEX AND THE BIWI waali baatein khatam hee nahi hoti tum task kaise btaoge!

(Damn don't hate me for this!)

Ananya P.O.V

Yaar aaj ka episode bahut zyaada drag kar rhe hai yeh dono. 

Ranveer- Okay so iss task mei boys ek bahut bade block par khade huye honge and girls at opposite side. Girls ko bas screen pe kuch aisi cheezein dikhayi jaayengi jiska inn boys ke koi movie character se kuch relation hoga. For example. Jaise meri movie lelo Band Baaja baarat. Toh ho skta hai screen pe ek trumpet, anushka and ek nuptial chain ki photos aa jaaye. Usi tarah boys ki movies aayengi. And iss challenge ka naam hai 'Personality smooch'.

Deepika- Toh ab tum soch rahe honge smooch kaha hai? Toh mai batati hoon. Boys ke upar continuously watermelon juice ek machine ki help se daala jaayega and boys ko handcuffs se baandha bhi jaayega  and jab screen pe jo objects hai unki help se agar aapne voh actor guess kar liya toh aapko bas unke handcuff kholne hai and unhe ek smooch yaani lil to lip kiss dena hai. But ab aap soch rahe honge ki handcuffs ko unlock kaise karna hai toh mai batati hoon. Aapke partners ke body pe kahi bhi. Voh aapko khud find karna hai. And jis girl ne sabse zyaada  guess kiye usse ek special power milegi aaj. So lets start. Everyone take positions.

Tara P.O.V

oh godd! Kahi pe bhi matlb we have to inappropriately touch them! My cheeks will burn even the ashes will fall.

Janhvi P.O.V

Okay! I am ready to kiss kartik.

Deepika- Please show the first clues.

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