SPLITSVILLA- Bollywood

Ep 22. Hungama

Recap -

Ranbir just woke up and felt Shraddha near him so he back hugged her. But.....

But Shraddha's body was feeling extremely muscular. So he pulled the Blanket and it was Aditya who was sleeping instead of shraddha.

Ranbir- What the actual fuck!!!!!

Aditya- Kya hai yaar sone de!

Ranbir- Tu yaha kya kar rha hai?

Aditya- kal raat ko shraddha mere room mei aayi thi toh voh aur sara uss room mei hai. And mujhe idhar aana pda.
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Ranbir - Accha hua maine sirf hug Kiya, Vrna abhi mai tujhe kiss krne ja rha tha.

Aditya - Toh phir Ruka Kyu? I still don't mind a kiss. #Bromance

Ranbir - Drugs liye hai Kya?

Aditya - Nahi Toh.

Ranbir - Toh Kya Bakvaas kr rha h.

(They were talking but suddenly they listened some noises of fight. So they both went outside.)

Shanaya - Good morning Karan Johar ke chamche.

Aditya - Huh??

Shanaya - we agree that Karan is the only who's gonna launch the talentless me...... I mean The Most Talented me. But you both followed his path.

Ranbir - Abey Oye Statue of unity jitni lambi aurat chup chap baat bta. Jalebi ki tarah mat ghuma.

Sara (who just came out from room) - Jalebi? Kaun banva rha hai jalebi? I wanna eat them asap.

Aditya - Aww meri besan ke laddu jaisi cute girlfriend yeh Statue of unity bahut bakvaas krti h.

Sara- First of all I am not your girlfriend and secondly I really want to eat jalebi.

Kiara- Guys wassup?

Aryan- Kiara tum sid ke room se kaise aa rhi ho?

Sidharth- Pairo se!!

Varun- Fucker we know that she used her legs to walk. But she lives with Katrina in black villa right?? So how did she entered white villa?

Sidharth - She just did. What's your problem dude?

Alia - Sid control...

Ranbir- Guys Tum log btao kis gossip mei mai hu? Voh mujhe sunao kyuki mujhe gym jaana h apna sexy figure maintain krne.

Shraddha - Abs bnane mei mai help kar dungi tumhe.

Ranbir- Really Shraddhie??

Varun P. O. V

ek hote hai normal flirting krne wale.
Ek hote hai thodi bahut flirting krne wale.
Aur phir aata h yeh ranbir jo flirting karta hai Pro maxx level wali.

Shraddha - of course main tumhare abs bna skti hu........... Chappal maar ke.

Alia - babe you are so funny.

Shraddha - Talented but kabhi ghamand nhi kiya. And ranbir tum yaha hee rhoge. Because tumhe hee in fights mei interest nhi hai and tumhare punchlines ki vajah se tum popular ho jaate ho. Isliye show some bloody interest.

Ishaan-Ise yeh samjhane ki zaroorat nhi hai. Yeh, aditya, sara aur tum TRP ke liye kisi bhi hadd tak gir sakte ho.

Sara- Huh??

Shanaya- Chal chal naatak band! Hume pata hai ki yeh aditya aur ranbir gay h!!

Ranbir- Dimaag kya Mumbai chodd ke aaye the tum log yaa kal makeup nikalte time dustbin mei girr gaya??