《Seiken Of The Fairies》[Fairy Tail X Male Reader]

Arc 1-2 Filler: Walking Back Home

*poink poink poink poink*

The cute sound of Happy's footsteps were heard as the blue cat stared down into one of the many ravines that surrounded them in the-
One second please...
*Inhale*

GIGANTIC AS FUCK ROCKY WASTELAND!

Lucy: "UGH! GEEZ! Come on Happy! Don't tell me that you got us lost again! We've been walking for forever and a half and we still haven't found Magnolia yet! WHY ARE WE FOLLOWING A CAT ANYWAY!?"

Lucy yelled logical sense as the group of Wizards and Delivery Boy stood there, completely and utterly fucking lost.

Anyway, this Wasteland is known as Web Valley. There are gigantic ravines and canyons everywhere, creating the worst thing to exist, a natural maze. Most people who come here die trying to find their way out... mother nature sure is a cold hearted bitch. Anyway our local idiots were following the Blue Cat, which easily got them even more lost than before.

Happy: "What do you mean again!? How rude! I wasn't lost the last time so this is the first time you've gotten us lost!"

Lucy: "First time or not, let's just try and make it your last ok?"

Natsu: "Uuuggghhh... man I want some food."

Grey: "We all do! Talking about it only makes us hungrier!"

Natsu: "I can't help it if I'm hungry, Jerk!"

Grey: "But you can stop running your mouth, can't you!?"

Makarov: "LISTEN UP! We need some food..."

Grey & Natsu: "YEAH WE KNOW!"

Erza: "Enough!"

*Gggrrruuummmbbbllleee*

Erza: "....."

Natsu: "Your stomach's trying to tell ya somethin, isn't it?"

Erza: "No it's not! You're hearing things!"

Grey: "Yeah, real convincing Erza."

Y/n: "Man, for amazing wizards of Fairy Tail, you guys sure are weak."

Erza: "What Was That!?"

Y/n: "I'm just as hungry as you guys, and you don't see me complaining, do you, Sword Hoarder?"

Erza: "Sword Hoarder?"

Grey: "We're you just crying over there a few seconds ago?"

Y/n: "That was for different reasons, exhibitionist man."

Grey: "I'm not an Exhibitionist!"

Y/n: "Your lack of clothes says otherwise."

Grey: "Huh? AW DAMMIT!"