𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐓 [𝙏𝙤𝙠𝙮𝙤 𝙍𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨]

FOUR.[✓]

ＴＥＥＮ ＳＰＩＲＩＴ.

１０：５０ ＡＭ  [６９％]

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【Ｕｎｋｏｗｎ　Ｎｕｍｂｅｒ】

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***-****-***: HELP

***-****-***: SOS

***-****-***: HEEEELPPPP

***-****-***: SSSSOOOOSSSS

***-****-***:

who the fuck is this?

***-****-***: IT'S ME TAKEMITCHI I'M USING

SOME RANDOM PERSON'S PHONE

***-****-***: BAJI WAS STABBED

***-****-***:

WHAT

***-****-***:

SHIT TF

***-****-***:

MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T OFF HIMSELF OR SOMETHING

***-****-***:

TURN ON LOCATION

Third POV

"God damn! Ma! I'll be right back!"

Shouted Noa as she slammed the front door shut. She was most likely going to regret that decision later...

"Shitahitshit, I got my gun and a baseball bat that should be enough to defend myself if necessary," she thought to herself as she ran toward the location on her screen

There were multiple outcomes to this situation: someone dies, someone gets hurt, someone dies; okay, maybe there were only two outcomes of the scenario...

"Wait a minute, driving would be faster...."

"YO, MOTHERFUCKERS!" Nao shouted from inside their golf cart before jumping out of it and attacking the first person she saw with their baseball bat.

"Noa!?!" Exclaimed some of the people who knew her, but most were still shocked at the events before their unexpected entrance.

"SO I HEARD DRACULA MF WAS STABBED, HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO DIE I GIVE HIM 10 MIL YEN!" Exclaimed Nao

Noa frantically looked around before her eyes fell on the person they were looking for.

Completely ignoring the fact that Mikey was currently beating the shit out of someone whose hair awfully resembled a banana.

"Dracula..." Noa kneeled down to her fallen Conrad. What a beautiful friendship they had made in a short period of time, both bonding over their stupidity.

"Sugar mo-"

"Don't you finish that sentence- your last words aren't about to be sugar Mommy" Noa protested Chifuyu, a look of absolute terror adorning his already pale and beaten face.

"The ambulance should be on its way..."

"Takemichi, you know damn well the ambulance is never at the scene early." Said Noa Before ripping off Baji's shirt

(Don't y'all get the wrong idea 👹)

"What are you doing!?"

"The fuck does it looks like! I'm about to save this man's life, cover me you idiots!" Proclaimed Noa as they worked on stopping the bleeding. Unlucky for whoever wanted him dead, Noa was skilled enough to know how to stop the bleeding enough till the paramedics came.

"... I'm getting really sleepy right now..." mumbled Baji as he slowly closed his eyelids

"NAH FOOL! OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" shouted Noa before forcing him to drink tequila

"What the hell are you doing?!"

"I'M SAVING HIM WITH THE POWER OF TEQUILA. TEQUILA WILL MAKE HIM NUMB FROM THE PAIN!"

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!"

"ARE YOU THE ONE TRYING TO SAVE HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW!?!"

Time Skip brought to you by the Sano family ash's

"And that's how I saved your life" Noa stated as she looked down at her beloved fallen Conrad, who is currently covered in bandages on his hospital bed.

dear Baji, after being taken to the hospital, had fallen into a small coma that lasted a week.

Within that week, multiple people visited him and said people were also scolded by his mother; Noa was also scolded by her mother for leaving the house on short notice.

And fate just wanted to be a bitch to both of them and decided that it would be a great idea for Baji's and Noa's Mom to become friends.

"What happened to kazutora?" Baji asks, wanting to know what happened to his best friend.

"Oh, you mean banana head Mf? Yeah, he looked like a puppy whose mother just died, so I legally took custody of him and sent him to therapy." Noa replied

"..How the hell did you do that?" A look of disbelief and worry painted Baji's face as he became even more worried about his best friend.

"Simple, my darling, you can do anything when you have the money. I mean anything- even if it means legally adopting someone."

Baji's look of disbelief and worry turned into one of confusion, did that mean that they're legally siblings now or does that mean that she's legally a mother now?

"You look confused! So, in simple terms, I am legally his mom now!" Noa stated

Silence fell into the small hospital room. How was one supposed to react to finding out your best friend was legally adopted by someone underage and the same person who threw 10 million yen at you through the internet?

"WHAT!"