When Heroes Text Each Other (discontinued)

Chapter 2: No More Getting Shot

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Karen text Ned just got shot L O L can I come over? If not don't worry I'm pretty sure MJ's free

Blue:
Hi

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Karen text Blue sorry wrong number

Blue:
Are you okay?

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Karen text Blue yeah

Blue:
Is Karen a person?

Blue:
Karen! Hello? Do you have Uhhh idk I can't think of anything's phone?

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Karen text Blue Thawsdmlebodga-fluff-fienakfue!!!!!

Blue:
I'm so confused

The Next Day

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
So uh about yesterday...

Blue:
Wait wait wait

Blue:
Let me guess

Blue:
You either got shot with a real gun a nerf gun a water gun a paint ball gun or something other type of gun

Blue:
or you were doing shots of alcohol because of that you couldn't text so you asked someone named Karen to text for you

Blue:
But she doesn't like you so instead of texting me what you wanted her to say she texted me exactly what you said and then you got hit by a truck

Blue:
Or ran into a something

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Why is the more likely one always the second option?

Blue:
You're not ready for the truth yet

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Wtf?

Blue:
Come on just tell me if I'm right!

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Uh yeah I was drinking on then I ran into a poll

Blue:
Drinking's bad you deserved that

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Hey! I'm not a kid!

Blue:
Congratulations I now know your a kid

Blue:
🌈✨ the more you know ✨🌈

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Shut up

Blue:
It's even worse if your a kid I'm disappointed in you Uhhh idk I can't think of anything

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
I hate that name

Blue:
Stop changing the subject!

Blue:
Can I talk to Karen?

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
What? But you... fine

Blue:
Yay!

Uhhh idk I can't think of anything:
Hello Blue