Peter Parker was evil. Not in the take-over-the-world-and-kill-everyone-in-his-way sense, more in the sense that when it came to pranking the Earth's Mightiest Heroes (who screamed like little girls) he had absolutely no restraint (besides not pranking Nat, because that's just downright dangerous). So when he saw a prank on TikTok that he hadn't used yet, he couldn't resist. Which of course led to asking Ned to get him a fake tattoo, and some stressful twisting to get it on the small of his back.
So now, on this fine Thursday evening after his regular training session with the Avengers, he takes off his shirt in the changing rooms waiting for a reaction.
And boy did he get one.
Tony's POV
The (my) kid was in the changing rooms. I knew this because i asked FRIDAY, intending to ask if he wanted to work on the suits in the lab with me. What I was not expecting to see was Capsicle's shield in the small of his back. So when you think about it, i suppose the loud shriek i let out upon seeing this was perfectly justified.
Peter's POV
My spidey sense alerted me to someone behind me. Not dangerous, just a presence. Based on the expensive cologne my enhanced smell could pick up, it was Da- Mr Stark. My mouth twisted up in a smirk before i hear an ear-splitting screech from behind me. Of course, I cant resist turning around and complaining, "STAAAAAHP I COULDVE DROPPED MA CROSSAINT!" The look of rage and confusion mixed on Mr Stark's face was absolutely priceless, even when his voice got dangerously low. "What, pray tell, is on your back?"
"Ahhh... that would be... uhmm..." At this point, it was only mandatory 7th grade drama lessons standing between me and hysterical laughter.
"An 'uhmm'?"
"A tattoo?" I said, barely holding back a grin.
"You are 15! You're not old enough for a tattoo! Does May know about this? When did this happen? Where did this happen? I'll shut them down! They can't just go around giving tattoos to minors! Why did you eve-"
"Mr Stark!" I interrupt. "To start with, how is 15 not old enough for a tattoo? No, May doesn't know, please keep it that way. I haven't had it for long, and... a friend did it for me?" Now it's time to pull out the big guns. "And anyway, why shouldn't I have a tattoo of the main weapon of my favourite avenger?" Wow. I wasn't quite expecting the look of hurt that flashed across his face, quickly masked with anger.
"You better believe May's going to find out about th-"
"No no no wait Mr Stark! Don-" My eyes widened and I stopped talking as he pulled out his phone. Damn it, now I'll have to tell him. "Mr Stark! It's fake! It's a prank!"
".... it's fake?" He asks, disbelieving.
"Yes. I got Ned to get me one, and I put it on at lunchtime in the bathrooms. It's fake."
"Oh."
"Yeah." I give up holding back the grin. "FRIDAY, tell me you got that on video."
"Of course, Mini Stark"
"Thanks FR- sorry, what did you call me?"
"Mini Stark. I believe Mr Barton programmed me to call you this."
"DAMN IT FRI SNITCHES GET STITCHES" I hear from the vents above.
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Fanfictionfeel free NOT to read this because this is my first time writing and i have no idea what im doing but whatever this will be fluff and MAYBE a bit of angst if you are looking for smut this is not the right book for you requests very much appreciated...