Rant #73 - Fanfictions (25)

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1. This Time Be Ready To Run (SorryNotSorry)

So I haven't found much of this on Wattpad, because Wattpad is like the home of baby smut.

Tumblr, however, is the home of every damn kind of smut you can get.

'Description: the one where Louis and Harry are always getting horny because of a certain boy who decides to throw in a crotch grab every time he dances to the beat of 'Better Than Words', so they decide to do something about it.

The two boys found Niall in his room, sitting on his bed, gently strumming on his guitar. When he heard their presence, he looked up from the instrument before gently leaning it against the wall.

"Hey guys."

Niall's friendly smiled quickly turned into a confused frown.

"Louis, why did you lock the - "

Harry smashed his lips against Niall, who

(Niall, this is where you run.)

happily kissed back. Harry slipped his tongue into Niall's mouth,

(Run, you idiot.)

and Louis began sucking on his neck

(Why isn't he running?)

whilst murmuring dirty things in his ear.

(Do you think he knows how to run?)

"Lou..." Niall gasped.'

(OH, I GIVE UP.)

2. Gently!

'He threw her on the bed.'

'He smashed her against the wall.'

'He crashed his lips against hers and she moaned.'

No, you don't moan, you SCREAM IN PAIN.

HOW IS SHE OK WITH ALL OF THIS?

WHY DOESN'T SHE SMACK HIM?

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A/N - Guys, our fandom is a mess right now (you should know that by now). That picture of Louis and that girl is photoshopped right?

And why do people genuinely think One Direction are going to break up? Zayn is only taking a little break... right? I'm so confused right now.

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