1. My Bully
My Bully - l.p.
Liam is the bully? Um, does that make Niall the rapist then?
2. Bulletproof
'His eyes shot open'.
Remind me to never fall in love with his emerald orbs.
3. Sweaty Beads
'Beads of sweat beginning to form on her forehead'
Well damn, remind me to never borrow her jewellery. Wouldn't want that stuff around my neck or in my ears.
4. Showerproof
She spends her time in the shower twenty-four seven and her boyfriend's hair always smells like shampoo and he smells so good, yet the author not once mentions him showering (you'd think it's unecessary to include that but the author describes step-by-step instructions on how the main character washes her hair).
Although, I'm not surprised he can't go anywhere near the shower because she's in there. ALL. THE. DAMN. TIME.
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Directioner Rants
Randombeing a directioner is difficult, but ranting about it is a helluva lot easier.
