Arrow text story bc I never see any so I maked 1

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Oliver is online

Oliver: we are never speaking of what happend

Sara is online

Sara: I didn't even notice I was in this group chat and Ollie we defenetly are

Oliver: we are not

Sara: we have to

Oliver: can we just kinda like forget about it and why do we need to talk about this???

Curtis is online

Curtis: because we just found out our boss is sleeping with two men and has a daddy kink and that's the most interesting thing that has happend affter you three almost killed a group of 20 men bc they hurt Oliver? Maybe idk

Oliver: you have great points but I don't see the need

Sara: ok how ab this

Laurel is online

Laurel: you slept with your/ step sister?/ father

Laurel: and with a killer who had tried to kill you multiple times

Oliver: I still don't see the problem

Felicity: I think he has been spending too much time with Barry

Diggle: why

Felicity: because well uh barry has been sleeping and dating a Wells from earth two who tried to steal his speed that would litterly kill him and Cisco has been sleeping with mass murderer time travler Eobard thawne who Tried to kill barry.... Multiple times

Oliver: see there's no problem with it

Oliver: ...I want chocolate cake

Sara: what

Oliver: idk I want chocolate cake

Oliver: I will litterly love who ever gets me chocolate cake

Felicity: give it a second the simps are coming

Sara: what

Slade: so imma need to leave I'm going to the store real quick

Malcolm: too fucking late im already in the car

Slade: I'm about to break every single law of speed with this car

Malcolm: fuck you

Slade: I will litterly fuck you up

Malcolm: fucking try me

Slade: what was that I can't hear you over the sound of me 2 minutes away from the store

Malcolm: two minutes im already Parkin

Slade: parking? Merlyn please I'm already going into the store

Slade: HEY YOU SON OF A BITCH GET BACK HERE 

Malcolm is offline

Slade is offline

Oliver: and that is how I get two chocolate cakes

Sara: using the simps to your dispsal for cravings really?

Oliver: ofc I am what else am i soposed to use them for

Thea: from what I heard for fucking

Oliver: speedy

Thea: NO YOU GAVE ME THAT MENTAL IMAGE 

Oliver: both of them just rushed to the door with chocolate cake ha

Oliver: I'm trying not to laugh but it's so difficult they look like they just ran a mile

Oliver: well more like a cuple of miles because that's what it takes for them to hold up I think they ran all the way from the store to here I'm

Oliver: I'm dead I think they're triyng to kill me with a glare I can't stop laughing

Felicity: fucking whipped

Rene: fucking whipped

Felicity: EYY

Rene: EYY

Tommy is online

Tommy: I did not know I was added in here

Oliver: how could you not you spend more time on your phone than felicity if that's even possible

Tommy: DANG SO THE REASON YOU TURNED DOWN THOSE GIRLS WAS BC YOU WERE FUCKING TWO MEN? REALLY? 

Oliver: I thought it was clear enough i litterly responded with sure and looked as uninterested as fucking ever

Tommy: well I didn't catch up out here making me waste my time stupid bitch

Oliver:  I thought you saw me take him home with me the first night I came back 

Tommy: well I didn't now why tf did you never tell  me

Oliver: didn't see the need

Tommy: oh my god fine I seem to have a lot to catch on imma back read I'll brb 

5 minutes later

Tommy: ok first of wow uhm second of what are we bothering Oliver about I wanna join in

Oliver: about absolutely fucking nothing 

Thea: ykn I don't know I didn't figure it out you where hiding someone in your room that's why you DIDINT let me go in and when I finally forced in the window was open omg I'm dumb 

Thea: ...we have like a big big problem and uh i uh need Oliver's help please

Oliver: what now

Thea: well remember how I told you i had a new boyfriend

Oliver: no

Thea: you fucked my biological father shut up

Oliver: yes now go on

Thea: mama wants to meet him and I'm freaking out help she is going to kill him

Oliver: slade shut the fuck up I'll beat you up

Slade: ?

Oliver: ...I'll try to beat you up*

Slade: m

Oliver: I hate you

Slade: sure

Thea: so...Slade coming bc I don't think is a good idea like AT ALL that Malcolm comes our mother will kill him

Oliver: no I am not throwing my perfect boyfriend to the hands of our mother Thea 

Oliver: ngl the second time that Quentin showed up at the door because I was in truble even tho I didn't even start the whole arrow shit I was about to be cheeky I was holding back bc of Thea but I wanted to just respond with What do you want is the damn second time and I've been no less than three days 

Quentin is online

Quentin: first off stop talking about me second off why and who made group chat third of what the fuck queen and by queen I mean Oliver and Fourth of why add me to the group chat 

Oliver: I swear to god slade

Slade: well I have no idea why felicity made it and the part about Oliver well

Oliver: deathstroke I'll give you a deathstroke if you stfu 

Quentin: remind me how old slade is last I checked he is old enough to be your dad

Oliver: THAT QUESTION IS OFF THE TABLE MA WILL KILL HIM

Oliver: he has no self restrain im scared the moment he says something out of place im driving the knife into your shoulder yeah? Good got it