Oliver is online
Oliver: we are never speaking of what happend
Sara is online
Sara: I didn't even notice I was in this group chat and Ollie we defenetly are
Oliver: we are not
Sara: we have to
Oliver: can we just kinda like forget about it and why do we need to talk about this???
Curtis is online
Curtis: because we just found out our boss is sleeping with two men and has a daddy kink and that's the most interesting thing that has happend affter you three almost killed a group of 20 men bc they hurt Oliver? Maybe idk
Oliver: you have great points but I don't see the need
Sara: ok how ab this
Laurel is online
Laurel: you slept with your/ step sister?/ father
Laurel: and with a killer who had tried to kill you multiple times
Oliver: I still don't see the problem
Felicity: I think he has been spending too much time with Barry
Diggle: why
Felicity: because well uh barry has been sleeping and dating a Wells from earth two who tried to steal his speed that would litterly kill him and Cisco has been sleeping with mass murderer time travler Eobard thawne who Tried to kill barry.... Multiple times
Oliver: see there's no problem with it
Oliver: ...I want chocolate cake
Sara: what
Oliver: idk I want chocolate cake
Oliver: I will litterly love who ever gets me chocolate cake
Felicity: give it a second the simps are coming
Sara: what
Slade: so imma need to leave I'm going to the store real quick
Malcolm: too fucking late im already in the car
Slade: I'm about to break every single law of speed with this car
Malcolm: fuck you
Slade: I will litterly fuck you up
Malcolm: fucking try me
Slade: what was that I can't hear you over the sound of me 2 minutes away from the store
Malcolm: two minutes im already Parkin
Slade: parking? Merlyn please I'm already going into the store
Slade: HEY YOU SON OF A BITCH GET BACK HERE
Malcolm is offline
Slade is offline
Oliver: and that is how I get two chocolate cakes
Sara: using the simps to your dispsal for cravings really?
Oliver: ofc I am what else am i soposed to use them for
Thea: from what I heard for fucking
Oliver: speedy
Thea: NO YOU GAVE ME THAT MENTAL IMAGE
Oliver: both of them just rushed to the door with chocolate cake ha
Oliver: I'm trying not to laugh but it's so difficult they look like they just ran a mile
Oliver: well more like a cuple of miles because that's what it takes for them to hold up I think they ran all the way from the store to here I'm
Oliver: I'm dead I think they're triyng to kill me with a glare I can't stop laughing
Felicity: fucking whipped
Rene: fucking whipped
Felicity: EYY
Rene: EYY
Tommy is online
Tommy: I did not know I was added in here
Oliver: how could you not you spend more time on your phone than felicity if that's even possible
Tommy: DANG SO THE REASON YOU TURNED DOWN THOSE GIRLS WAS BC YOU WERE FUCKING TWO MEN? REALLY?
Oliver: I thought it was clear enough i litterly responded with sure and looked as uninterested as fucking ever
Tommy: well I didn't catch up out here making me waste my time stupid bitch
Oliver: I thought you saw me take him home with me the first night I came back
Tommy: well I didn't now why tf did you never tell me
Oliver: didn't see the need
Tommy: oh my god fine I seem to have a lot to catch on imma back read I'll brb
5 minutes later
Tommy: ok first of wow uhm second of what are we bothering Oliver about I wanna join in
Oliver: about absolutely fucking nothing
Thea: ykn I don't know I didn't figure it out you where hiding someone in your room that's why you DIDINT let me go in and when I finally forced in the window was open omg I'm dumb
Thea: ...we have like a big big problem and uh i uh need Oliver's help please
Oliver: what now
Thea: well remember how I told you i had a new boyfriend
Oliver: no
Thea: you fucked my biological father shut up
Oliver: yes now go on
Thea: mama wants to meet him and I'm freaking out help she is going to kill him
Oliver: slade shut the fuck up I'll beat you up
Slade: ?
Oliver: ...I'll try to beat you up*
Slade: m
Oliver: I hate you
Slade: sure
Thea: so...Slade coming bc I don't think is a good idea like AT ALL that Malcolm comes our mother will kill him
Oliver: no I am not throwing my perfect boyfriend to the hands of our mother Thea
Oliver: ngl the second time that Quentin showed up at the door because I was in truble even tho I didn't even start the whole arrow shit I was about to be cheeky I was holding back bc of Thea but I wanted to just respond with What do you want is the damn second time and I've been no less than three days
Quentin is online
Quentin: first off stop talking about me second off why and who made group chat third of what the fuck queen and by queen I mean Oliver and Fourth of why add me to the group chat
Oliver: I swear to god slade
Slade: well I have no idea why felicity made it and the part about Oliver well
Oliver: deathstroke I'll give you a deathstroke if you stfu
Quentin: remind me how old slade is last I checked he is old enough to be your dad
Oliver: THAT QUESTION IS OFF THE TABLE MA WILL KILL HIM
Oliver: he has no self restrain im scared the moment he says something out of place im driving the knife into your shoulder yeah? Good got it

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Arrow text story bc I never see any so I maked 1
FanficBasacly a group chat that their very chaotic team maked behind Oliver knowing but still adding him