Arrow text story bc I never see any so I maked 1

Why fuck ___

Felicity is online

Felicity: why fuck Slade when you can fuck his son

Oliver is online

Oliver added barry

Felicity: I'll ask again why fuck Slade when you can fuck his son

Barry is online

Oliver: why fuck Wells when you can fuck his daughter

Barry: because wells would fucking kill me and
Well uh dick

Oliver: I fucking second that wtf

Felicity: ok but what ab Malcolm

Oliver: because Tommy is straighter than my fucking arrows and because uhm daddy Malcolm

Felicity: Oh god

Felicity: hold on then

Barry added Cisco

Felicity: why fuck Eobard thawne when you can fuck Eddie thawn

Cisco is online

Cisco: why fuck a boy when you can fuck a man?

Oliver: I'll do you one better why fuck one man when you can fuck two men tf

Felicity: ok but why fuck Oliver when you can fuck mrs queen

Sara: nah bc real milf power right there

Felicity: RIGHT

Oliver: EW NO WHAT NO STOP TALKING ABLUT MY MOTHER LIKE THAT I PLEASE DONT

Thea: I wanna cry Oliver's fucking my father and felicity and Sara are calling my mother a milf kill me now

Oliver: SHES MY MOTHER AS WELL

Malcolm: Oliver you do know I did to your mom at some point right

Oliver: YEAH NO SHIT IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR WHEN SHE TOLD ME THEA WAS YOURS FUCK YOU FOR THAY BDW

Malcolm: oliver

Oliver: sorry fuck you

Malcolm: I guess it just can't be helped

Oliver: I'm gonna say it

Slade: don't you fucking dare

Oliver: I will

Malcolm: bitch try me I will end your whole bloodline right now starting with you

Oliver: we both know you won't

Sara: ahh I'm so scared to ask @laurel

Laurel is online

Laurel: what? Oh now I'm scared to ask as well

Oliver: ...ok but like mr lance dilf material ngl

Sara: I'm going to go cry to my girlfriend now bye

Laurel: imma go die again or sum bye 

Felicity: mr lance? ....well no wait...actually maybe?

Oliver: no no he checks the marks dosent he like muscles

Felicity: ooh he would be the type to degrade someone

Oliver: going affter dilfs and or milfs scence legal age-Oliver queen

Oliver: ok but idk if lance ever told yall but I did try to make a move but I was like SUPER drunk tho I think I tried to give him a hand job through his pants when he came to arrest me for god knows what I did