Oliver is online
Oliver changed slade to possesive bastard
Possesive bastard is online
Possesive bastard: wtf
Malcolm is online
Malcolm: you are a possesive bastard
Sara is online
Sara: wtf can I not be with my girlfriend in peace?
Felicity is online
Felicity: Oliver what the hell
Diggle is online
Diggle: I do not want to deal with this
Everyone is online
Oliver: hello everyone welcome to my personal hell; slade Wilson protective possesive jealous perverted bastard
Possesive bastard: first of all why is Malcolm free ?
Malcolm: because I wasn't the one that said they would drive a sword through some girls heart because they where flirting with Oliver
Oliver: NO OK WAIT
Oliver changed Malcolm to possesive bastard pt2
Possesive bastard pt2: WHAT DID I DO?
Oliver: I KNOW THE MAN WHO BUSTED DOWN MY OFFICE DOOR AINT TALKING IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU
Possible bastard pt2: I did nothing of such
Oliver: so if I told y'all that this girl just kissed me and asked me to be her boyfriend then she took me home I think lass weekend I did leave tho didn't stay was tempting
Possesive bastard: who I'll snap her neck
Possesive bastard pt2: perhaps you can say how she looks I'll find her I will kill her
Oliver: you see and are you two dumb
Oliver: between the two of you im surprise I don't have more marks yall are too much
Oliver: I'm staiyng with my mother for a week at the very least I need break from the both of you YOU TWO ARE IN FORTIES HOW DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY please stop
Rene: why yall fighting ab that here tf
Curtis: shut up mad dog it's interesting
Possesive bastard: oliver I trained you for two years in the island i was there longer time than you and I am ex military
Possesive bastard pt2: the league of assisans Oliver
Oliver: anyways I'm going with my mother now...
Possesive bastard pt2 changed his name to malcolm
Malcolm changed possesive bastard to Slade
Slade: thank you
Oliver: I hate you both so much where did you hide it
Slade: hide what?
Oliver: I can feel your smirk from here you bitch where did you put it
Slade: I feel like not responding
Diggle: the trio of you is no where near normal or anything and most defenetly something i did not need to learn about but y'all make a good team sadly
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Arrow text story bc I never see any so I maked 1
FanficBasacly a group chat that their very chaotic team maked behind Oliver knowing but still adding him