No one is Mine...(Season 1) ✔

Avseena and Kritah...

Next Day...

AS came to HM's cabin but stopped as he listened Avtar's name...he stopped to listen conversation...HM had already saw him and diverted the main topic of Cheetah's marriage and brought the topic on her marriage...

HM-parso sagaai...

CC-haan parso sagaai hain...bhabhi ne bataya nahi...

HM-nahi cheetu...

CC-acha suno na...aaj shopping par jana hain...jiju bhi aanewaale hain...

HM faked blushed to show Anubhav...

AS-huh...humare saamne toh kabhi itna blush nahi kiya...

Other side...MPT was also looking at him in shock...

KS-haseena ki shaadi...hume kuch toh karna hoga...nahi toh bahut bada anarth ho jayega...

PS-nahi hume kuch bhi karke ye shaadi ko rokna hoga...

KS-santu...

SS-ji maddam...

KS-uss gadhe ke baarein mein hume har ek detail chahiye...

SS-par maddam...yaha mein gadhe ki info kaise nikal sakti hun...(with full masumiyat)

KS-amma jaddbuddhi...

SS-maddam jaddbuddhi nahi...

KS-tum jaddbuddhi hi ho...(angrily)

PS-ho gaya...dekha humare lalla ke toh bhaag hi phut gaye hain...

When HM entered....

HM-kya chal raha hain...(angrily)

All saluted...

KS-amma...ye toh abhi cheetey se phone par baat kar rahi thi na...

HM-usse baat kare huye hume adha ghanta ho gaya...aur aap sab yaha baketi karne aate hain ya kaam...(rudely)

KS-sorry maddam...

HM-agli baar se dhyaan rakhiye...(coldly)

KS-ji...

When AS came running and huffing...

AS-are maddam aap hume akela chod kar kyun ayi...(huffing)

HM-aapki saza abhi khatam nahi hui hain...(angrily)

AS-mam aapne hume pure 2km daudaya hain...

HM-haan toh aur 8km bhagna baki hain...

AS-bas hogaya na mam...bahut thak gaye hain...

HM-toh kisne kaha tha humare honewaale shohar ko ulta sidha bolne keliye...uski yahi saza hain...jaaiye jaakar bhagiye...nahi toh suspension letter haathon mein thama denge...(warning tone)

AS-jaa rahe hain...shohar ki chamchi...

HM-rukiye hum abhi aapka suspension letter laate hain...

AS-jaa rahe hain...bye...matlab jai hind...

AS rushed out while all were shocked to see lucknow sheher ke dsp running kar rahe hain woh bhi 10 km....while HM and CC was laughing in mind...

HM-hum batana bhul gaye...humare bhai ki sagaai tay hui hain...jis din humari hain ussi din cheetah ki bhi sagaai hain...

SS-kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

HM-jii...inshort aapko Avseena aur Kritah ke sagaai mein aana hain...

PS-Avseena aur Kritah kon...

HM-Avtar+Haseena=Avseena aur Kriti+Cheetah=Kritah...humne nahi cheetah ne humare naam ka kiya hain aur humne uske naam ka...

When her phone rang...she smiled...

CC-kya hua di...lagta hain jiju ka call hain...

HM-haan...

HM picked the phone...

HM-hello avtarji...boliye...helloo...helloo...ek min...hum jaa rahe hain...dopahar 4 baje tak report chahiye...(strictly)

KS-ji mam...(scardly)

HM went outside...

HM-hello angel...kya hua...

MM-mumma...mein muchkan (muskan) bol lahi thi...ye avtaldi kon hain...

HM-kuch nahi baccha woh toh bas aise hi...aap batao aapne kyun call kiya...

MM-haan woh...mumma bale papa ne aapko offish bulaya hain...

HM-kyun...

MM-pata nahi...

HM-thike hum jaate hain...chalo rakho aur jyaada phone mat dekhna...

MM-ok...bye mumma...

HM-bye humari angel...

All were checking the oiling...

PS-amma...ye uss anabella (I actually burst out laughing hahahahahaha)ko angel kyun bol rahi hain...

KS-nahi amma...aap bhi na...anabella ladki hain...bolna hain toh daadiwala buddha bolo...

Both started fighting...when someone snapped the fingers in front of them...

KS-chup raho topa insaan...(without looking at the person)

VS-karu chup ho jao...nahi toh kisi aur ka bhaukaal dekhne milega aaj...

Both were still fighting...

HM-KS aapko bhi aapke bhaiya ke saath daud lagani hain woh bhi 25km ki...(folding hands near chest)

Both stopped fighting and fearly looked towards her...

KS-woh...hum...zara...

HM-jaaiye...25km ki daud lagaye...

KS-par mam...

HM-toh thike aap bhi 10km daud lagaye apne praan priya bhaiya ke saath...aur pushpaji aap...aap hume pichle ek mihne ki jitne bhi cases hain unn sabki report ek ache handwriting mein likh kar degi...aur agar kal shaam 5 baje tak aapne files nahi di toh humse bura koi nahi hoga...aur phir aap SS...aap agar ye aise hi selfies rehti rahengi na...toh ye phone hum humari custody mein lenge aur duty khatam hone ke baad de denge...aur bhai...(looked at him)humara matlab hain VS aap...aap sab par dhyaan rakhenge ki koi pushpaji ki madat nahi karega aur ye dono tv waale cartoons jhagde na...(she was about to go but came back)aur haan pushpaji...kaam kariye par time par khaana bhi kha lijiye...(she said and left from there in tears)

PS-kitna pyaar karti hain haseena humse...(with tears)

VS-aur hume bhi...aaj kitna sukoon mila pure 5 saal baad haseena se bhai sunkar...(closed his eyes to feel only HM sweet voice calling him "Bhai")

CC-aap hi ne unki kadar nahi ki...(he said and left from there)

KS-hume chalna chahiye...nahi toh hum gaye...(started running)

SS-mein bhi apna 48 mega pixel ka phone chupa ke rakhti hun...nahi toh mein pata nahi kaise jee paungi mere phone ke bina...(she said fearly and left hurriedly to hide her phone)

VS-hmm...chalo amma...aapko bahut kaam hain...hum madat kar dete hain...

PS-nahi lalla...pehle hi humne haseena ka vishwaas toda hain abb ye sab karke aur usse takleef nahi de sakte...hum khud karlenge...

VS-par agar...

PS-madat lagi toh bata denge...

Both went back to there work...

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