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Chapter 6 - Pink Toe Revenge

WARNING: VIOLENCE, RYUK, AESTHETIC, MOMMY MILKERS.., SWEARING, ETC

Y/n was finally growing! Instead of having a 2 inch body, you have a 1 inch body! This accomplishment can mean many things. You could reach the shelves, be able to reach your hot pink flesh and not feel pain while pinching your elbows. And most importantly, you will be more attractive to Ryuk. *smirks ykyk* Today, you put on your black hoodie and then zipped the hoodie up. You wore your black jeans with chains and got ready to eat a giant MUKANG CHEEZBUGER CHICKEN WINGED FRIED TTEOKBOKIFKIII CHEESE DUPPED WHOPPER for lunch, of course.

You threw yourself out the window ignore your two sweaty elbows (AKA ur dad). Y/n fish died this morning so your fish couldn't throw you out anymore. It jumped out the fish tank because it saw your smelly dad watching TV about Octonaunts so It hopped (cutely) out the fish tank and plopped it's thick juicy ass on the floor, dried up like a pruny old lady, and then died.

When Y/n arrived at school Ryuk was waiting at the door for you. He was wore a cap and his bad boy chains and he wore black shoes.

"Hey baby" Ryuk smirked (DANGEROUSLY).

"h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h--h-h-hhhh-h-h-h--h-h-hey d-d-d--a-dd-d-dyd--- daddy-. " You stuttered, *CUTELY* like a little baka you were.

You walked closer to him and then suddenly a bucket of melted gum plopped on your head. WHAT WAS THAT? You looked up and you saw a glimpse of thick mommy milkers.

Reiner...

You started crying because now you looked uglier than shit. You started bleeding at the nose too. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" You sobbed, while your tears fall into your mouth. You looked at hotdaddybbgbaddiebadboysmexywexybunnyoutfitmajesticcreature, Ryuk to see if his face was in disgust. Instead, you saw Reiner in front of you.

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA RYUK IS NOW GONE BC OF UR DISGUSTING COCKSACK ASS" Reiner said, with his squeaky uwu voice.

"YEAH DOO DOO BUTT FACE" Teruhashi ascended, she was very bad at making insults.

"STAY AWAY FROM MY BAD BOY Y'HEAR YIMME? OR ELSE I'M GOING TO SLICE YOUR HEAD WITH ODM GEAR YOU LITTLE GOD ZILLA LOOKIN' ASS MONKEY"

"BU-BUT WE ARE DATING ALREADY" You sobbed like a raspy old witch. Your thoughts were very vague and you couldn't think the only thing you remembered, as a good bad girl should, is that Reiner's pretty pretty face was misshapen and his eyes were wide and white and as pale as your dad's rusty white beard when he spilled his fried onions on his oily sweaty t-shirt.

"wh-whwhwhwhwhhwhwhwhwhhw w .....what?" reiner shivered his timbers knewing that he will now have a less chance with ryuk.

"b-b-b-b-b--b-b-b-bb" reiner kicked you in the face but then got the sticky wicky icky punky shiny gum on his foot. "UGH Y/N YOU RUIN EVERYTHING" Reiner than snipped off your hair and...