WARNING, TW... EMOTIONAL. (i cried writing this chapter and now my hands are shaking)
Reiner then snipped off your hair and....
You became bald. You were literally twinning with Pyxis and Mr Clean. Reiner smirked at you like Light Yagami when L Lawliet di-
"HAHAHAHHAHAHAH" You could see the happiness on his face as you started ugly crying like a naked baboon. (wait baboons are naked...unless)
"RYUK WILL NEVER LOVE YOU.. BECAUSE HE'S MINE"
Just then bad boy ryuk walked over, as he smelled like fresh picked apple pee. He opened his soft breathy voice and said.
"Y/n... it's over for us."
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b- what?????"
There was an awkward silence between you and ryuk.
"R-Ryuk look at me." You sobbed. "LOOK AT ME 😭😭😭 ....this isn't you, this isn't you baby, this isn't the ryuk i love." You started making a wrinkly crinkly face.
"You silly little baka. I don't like you anymore. You look like an egg rn. Sorry... baby gurl... or should i say ex baby gurl." Ryuk said. *growls at you*
"n-no..." you picked up yourself and ran to the rooftops and started singing "this is my fight song" and "devils don't fly" *angelically*.
'THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG. TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG~~~" you sang in a high pitched voice, standing near the fence, ready to take off and open those wings.
But just then Hisoka, your chemistry teacher came up and said.
"Woah bbg, I liked your singing, sugar booger." He smirked while licking his cards.
You blushed *cutely* in shock. Who is this divorced middle age man?
"u-u--u-u-uhmmm....... ur my chemistry teacher, right?" you asked, chewing on the strings of your hoodie.
"mmmmm.... yes darling.." Hisoka said delicately, running his pale hands through his poppy troll hair. "you have really nice orbs... you know..." he winks **VERY AGGRESSIVE**
"u-uhm.. y-y--yy-y-y-yyou are a teacher yk."
Hisoka stared at you, aggressively and turned as red as the red on reiner's nails.
"I'm not" He said flushed. "I'm a uh student, call me ur oppar"
You stood there in silence.
"But ur not jungkook oppar."
"Bitch stfu."
"BUt but-"
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Dla nastolatkówUHM, a troll book for fun. I'm not making fun of wattpad stories I'm just writing down how most of them are. Have fun reading it.
