I really enjoyed messing with ya guys but I'll be nice for once and post something. Here's the Random Crew's adventure on Earth. ENJOY!!!!
-This is gonna be broken up into four or more short parts :)-
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Aura: *rubs her head* "We shoulda never let Ezra fly the ship!"
Renci: "No kidding." *glares at Ezra*
Ezra: "Hey, it's not my fault Hera's never taught me to fly the Phantom, much less the Ghost!"
Pickles: "I can clearly see why..." *snorts*
Bob: "WHATEVER. Where are we?"
Me: *looks out the window of the Phantom (we might have stolen it XD)* "No. Way."
Renci: *grabs my shoulders and shakes me* "What? What?!?! WHAT?!?!?!"
Me: "Whoa-oh-oh-oh stop it!"
Renci: *lets go*
Me: "We're on earth."
Ezra: "IS THAT A TYPE OF PEANUT BUTTER?!?!" *hops up and down*
Aura: "No."
Ezra: *whines* "Awwwwww...!"
Pickles: "Earth? Why earth? I hate earth!"
Aura: *taps on a holo-pad* "They have pickles."
Pickles: "OMG FOR REAL?!?!"
Bob: "Who cares. Do they have Nutella?"
Aura: "Of course they d-"
Me: *shakes head* "Shush!"
Aura: "I mean of course they... DONT. Yeah, don't. They have no Nutella here on earth sorry Bob."
Bob: "Aw nuts!"
Renci: "Don't worry Bob, I'll give you some later." *pets his head*
Me: *facepalms* "Whatever. You guys need to change clothes though."
Ezra, Renci, and Aura: "What's wrong with our clothes?!?" *pout*
Me: "Nothing! They just aren't... Normal here."
Pickles: "Since when is anything ever normal for us?"
Me: "Touché." *rummages around in my own magical backpack* "But you still do need to change."
Bob: "No!!!!"
Aura and Renci: "BUT WE LIKE OUT CLOTHES!!!"
Ezra: "I'd rather walk around naked than wear those... Things!" *looks at the clothes I'm holding with disgust* (I bet some of you wouldn't mind seeing that XD)
Me: "TOO BAD! Besides, we gotta keep this PG for the viewers."
All of them except me: "Fine." *take the clothes*
A few minutes and a couple peanut jars later...
Aura: "I hate these." *tugs at her skirt*
Bob: "I LOVE THIS SHIRT ITS SO PINK!!!" *hugs Aura's leg*
Renci: *looks down* "Well, I guess this isn't that bad..."
Ezra: "MY PANTS ARE RIDING UP MY BUTT!!!" *shrieks*
Pickles: *rolls his eyes at Ezra* "No wonder the ladies adore you."
Ezra: "Oh shut up."
Me: "Guys, stop. Let's just get out of here and see where we are on earth."
All of us: *walk out of the Phantom*
Part two shall be out soon or I'll eat dirt. Not really.
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