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#29 (still continued unless I say otherwise)

I. Am. A. Jerk. I haven't updated in like forever and I'm super sorry! Beat me with a stick in the comments if you want to, I'll allow it. Btw, ignoring Zeb in the pic (sorry Zeb), the face Ezra is making is the face that he'll be making when the legion of fangirls come. Just a little heads up...
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Renci: "Candycandycandycandycandy!!!" *bounces up and down*

Bob: "WE WANT CAAAAAANDYYYYYYYY!!!!" *kicks my leg*

Ezra: "Give us candy! Candycandycandycandycandy!!!"

Me: "NO. Is Aura the only one who isn't yelling at me for candy?"

Aura: *hides her face behind a book and eats Skittles*

Me: *huffs* "Why don't we go to the Star Wars section of this place? Maybe that'll take your minds off candy for a while."

Bob: "But I don't wanna see people drooling over Mr. Jedi here." *points to Ezra* "It's gross."

Aura: "Well, nobody cares what you think. And I'm pretty sure you're gonna be overruled."

Bob: "What makes you say that?"

Aura: "The fact that everyone is already headed over there." *points to us going into it*

Inside the Star Wars place thingy...

Ezra: *looks at a little kid swinging a plastic lightsaber* "I'm not sure if I should be offended or not."

Aura: *sees a girl with plastic Mando armor and a toy blaster* "Definitely offended."

Renci: "It's not that bad you guys! Look, dancing storm troopers!"

Pickles: "I'm not impressed."

Bob: "Me neither. Can't we go somewhere else?"

Me: "........ Nope. Suck it up."

Girls: *whisper and look at Ezra*

Bob: "Here we go..." *rolls eyes* "If you need me, I'll be barfing in the can."

Pickles: "I'll come too. Maybe they sell brain bleach here..."

Me: "Probably not."

Girls: *get closer*

Ezra: "Why are they coming over here?"

Renci: "I dunno, maybe they wanna say hi!"

Aura: "Sure they do." *-_-*

Girls: "ITS REALLY HIM OMG!!!!" *squeal loudly*

Ezra: "It's really who?"

Girls: "HE JUST TALKED TO US OH MY FREAKING GOSH AHHHHH!!!!" *thrusts papers and pens at him* "GIVE US YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!"

Ezra: "My... Huh?!??" *looks totally confused*

Renci: "I think they mean your cookies..." *takes his bag of cookies and throws them at the girls* "BE GONE WITH YOU DEMONS!!!"

Aura: "I don't think that's what they meant Renci."

Renci: "Shoot. I just threw away perfectly good cookies..."

Me: "They want your signature Ezra. They're fangirls."

Ezra: "If they're fans, shouldn't they know that I can't write?"

Me: "Beats me."

Girls: "SIGN OUR PAPERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!" *bounce up and down*

Ezra: "Um... Hey look, a tooka!" *points somewhere randomly*

Girls: "Huh?" *turn around*

Ezra: "LATER!!!!" *runs away*

Girls: *see that he left* "AFTER HIM!!!!" *chase after Ezra*

Ezra: *screams* "IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!"

Aura: "I'm not helping him."

Renci: "I want more cookies."

Me: "They'll get tired. Eventually."