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@riven_paw says: "OMG it's the zombie apocalypse! Who would you take with you to safety if you can only bring 1 person/unicorn/thing? (to all of you)
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Me: "I'd take Aura."

Aura: "I'd take the horse."

Pickles: *frowns at Aura* "Hey... Anyways, I'd take Bob."

Bob: "AND I'D TAKE MY NUTELLA!!!!!" *hugs his jar*

Me: "But you can't Bob."

Bob: *whines* "And why not...!"

Aura: "Because it isn't a person/unicorn/thing."

Bob: "Yes it is! It's a thing."

Me: "By thing they meant you." *crosses arms*

Aura: *mumbles* "Idiot..."

Bob: "I am so offended. Come on Nutella, it seems we aren't wanted here!" *walks away while petting his Nutella jar*

Pickles: "Uhhhh... On second thought, I'd take the author."

The rest of us: *nods and watches Bob leave*

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