Arashiyama is Still Straight

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No. 1 Idiot: Hehe ( Attachment: 1 image )

Stabby Mr. Spear: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR FUCKIN FINALLY! SWEET JESUS IVE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!!! YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Toki: Is that Izumi and Satori cuddling on a couch?

Puppy: YAY! Izumi-san got a boyfriend!

Mr. Sane: ??? Tachikawa, please explain this adorable image

No. 1 Idiot: well, you see, Kunichika, Yuiga, and I went shopping, but Izumi stayed back to finish his homework. My guess is that he invited Satori over because they're in the same class. So, when we get back, they're sleeping on the couch. So obviously, I took a picture. He's going to murder me when he sees this.

Stabby Mr. Spear: YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Bonchi Fried Rice Crackers: Finally! I've been waiting three months!

Stabby Mr. Spear: YOU KNEW THREE MONTHS AGO!?

Trigger Happy: Tachikawa-san! Why!? How could you?!

Double Snipe : (๑˃̥̩̥̥̥̥̆ಐ˂̩̩̥̥̩̥̆৭)

No. 1 Idiot: Aww man, don't be mad. All of us have been waiting for so long for you two to date. We are just celebrating!

Trigger Happy: ... (Attachment: 1 Image)

No. 1 Idiot: HEY! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT!??!

Trigger Happy : Hehe. Karma bitch

Mr. Sane: Ok, no offense Izumi, but it's rather weird to have a picture of Kei and Yuichi kissing.

Trigger Happy: STFU I was using it for blackmail!

Toki: Kazama-san, you're acting like you knew they were together

Mr. Sane: I did know. Who do you think helps Kei be a functional boyfriend. I AM THEIR MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, AND IT FUCKING SUCKS!

Bonchi Fried Rice Crackers : Rude. But I thought we were being pretty obvious.

Mr. Sane: You were

Bonchi Fried Rice Crackers : SHHHH

No. 1 Idiot : How did you even get that picture?

Trigger Happy: ʅ(' ◔౪◔)ʃ

Pretty Boi : This looks like fun. Can I join too?

Bonchi Fried Rice Crackers: Sure, let's reveal everyone's secret relationships.

Stabby Mr. Spear : Nooooo.

Pretty Boi : (Attachment: 1 image)

Stabby Mr. Spear : I hate you

Wall of Muscle: That one isn't even surprising. Miwa only listens to Yoneya, if someone didn't figure it out, then they're stupid.

Boy Band Reject: Oh Reiji, (Attachment: 1 image)

Wall of Muscle: Fuck you

Puppy: So Suwa-san was right the entire time?

Stabby Mr. Spear : Looks like it

Flustered Ginger: Is anyone else like majorly confused

No. 1 Idiot: Wait, hold up, when did you guys get back together?

Mr. Sane: We never broke up

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