Salty but Sweet- Kei Tsukishima X Black Fem Reader

Salty but sweet

Mei had taken you to get your nails done and now you were chilling in her hotel room with Yachi , whilst Akiteru took the boys out for some 'quality boy time' in Yamaguchi's words.

"Do you guys want a drink?" Mei asked, "we can put on a soppy movie, order a pizza and some desserts and then get wine drunk?"

You nodded, who would you be to pass up that offer. Yachi nodded too, "I don't drink but I'm down for food and desserts."

"That's great," you said clasping your hands together, "more for Mei and I ....

and a designated driver for me."

Yachi giggled, "course y/n. Just don't get too drunk or I'm calling Kei to pick your ass up."

"Yachi," Mei gasped, "Did you just curse..."

"You know y/n won't listen if I don't," Yachi exclaimed.

"I would..." you began, everyone raised an eyebrow at you. "Damn , damn I get it okay. Now pass me the fucking bottle. Don't look at me like that , it's 10pm somewhere and someone's motherfucking birthday needs celebrating."
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Sometime had passed and Yachi had ordered the pizza, you and Mei had already downed half a bottle of pink gin.

In your defence though it was a sparkly pink gin and was extremely pretty to look at.

Yachi smiled as she walked into the room with pizza. "You guys hungry?" She asked, putting it on the table. You and Mei scrambled towards it. "This shit looks so fucking good," Mei said taking a slice from the box and practically inhaling it. You nodded at her , mimicking her actions as Yachi filmed your tipsy selves.

Once you had finished that pizza , you and Mei foolishly decided to drink more. She turned on Thor ragnarock and brought out a cherry rum and Malibu. "Trust me they are good," she said to you. "They taste like juice."

You poured yourself a cup, and she was right. It did taste like juice.

One cup turned to three, and three cups turned to half a bottle and half a bottle turned to two. Until...

"Y/n! Get down from there, don't bounce on that damn bed!" Yachi yelled. "Mei, stop it. Don't get on there with- MEI!"

You and Mei giggled as you bounced on the hotel bed, "Mei wanna see a trick?" You asked her. She nodded her head, "of course I do!"

You jumped on the bed and attempted to flip off, but it failed and you ended up landing on your arse.

"Y/n, are you okay?" Yachi said rushing up to you. Mei came to check on you too. She gave you a hug and kissed your hand, "you good?" She asked. Her words were a little muffled and slurred from the alcohol. You nodded and she laughed , "silly goose." She said wacking you on the head.

"Yeah, no I'm not dealing with this," Yachi said walking off, she had picked up her phone and walked over to the bathroom.

"Tadashi babe, where are you?" She said into the phone.

"We're at the cafe now , I think we were gonna get some beers later how come?" He said.

"Put Tsuki on the phone... please." She said, as soon as she said this a lot of commotion came from the other end of the phone.

"Yachi, what's the problem?" Kei asked. "Your fucking girlfriend is, what sane person gets drunk at this time... It's barely seven pm."

"Let me guess she told you it's ten o'clock somewhere and she told you that someone's birthday needs celebrating." Kei chuckled. "Yes she did, the absolute flipping idiot... Can you come pick her up?" Yachi pleaded.