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Santana and Quinn and I were walking down the hall and we saw Ms Pillsbury and Mr Schue

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Santana and Quinn and I were walking down the hall and we saw Ms Pillsbury and Mr Schue.

"Get a room." Santana jokes as we approached them.

I laughed and so did she.

"Mrs Sylvester want's to see you in her office, she doesn't like to be kept waiting." I say. Mr Schue nods and walks away and so do we.

"How was your night of 'dinner'" Quinn asks. "Quinn I really did eat dinner last night." She raised and eyebrow at me and I chuckled quietly "Come on just admit that you were with Hudson last night" Santana says.

"Alright, fine I was you caught me" I say laughing "Knew it, I always know you're tell. If you can't make it somewhere and I ask you why. If you make up an excuse with food it means you're actually going to see Finn" Quinn says.

I laugh and so does Quinn.

...

I was at my locker during my lunch break doing my makeup and I heard Quinn talking to Puck about prom Queen and king.

While they were walking I noticed Rachel was looking at them through her mirror.

Puck walked away and Quinn and I went up to Rachel.

She quickly started acting like she was doing something but she wasn't that slick. "I saw you stalking the conversation man hands" I say approaching her.

"Also man hands, don't ever a day in your life try to steal Puck away from me." Quinn says.

"I understand why you would both be threated right now, Puck and I have made a connection and so have Finn and I but I'm an honorable person, I don't need to steal your man Quinn or you Elliana. I've got plenty of suitors of my own." Rachel says. Quinn and I scoff and roll our eyes. "You mean Jacob? Have him, he's all yours." I say referring to the boy who was currently watching us creepily.

"Everyday glee club status is going up and yours is going down." Rachel says and then walks away from us but then gets stopped from having a slushie thrown at her face. Quinn and I laugh and I turned to see Puck high fiving one of his buddies, he looks back at me and winks at me before disappearing into another hall.

...

The Celibacy club was now in session. Thanks to the new rule in school anyone can join the club. Of course Rachel had to join. "So I would like to welcome a new member her name is Rachel whatshername" Quinn says. "Where are the boys?" Rachel questioned.

"Great question big nosed. They found out you joined the club and they all ran away to go find there mommy's to comfort them." I joke.

Quinn and Santana laugh at my joke.

"They are actually down the hall. First half-hour we separate and then come together to share our faith." Quinn says. "God bless the perv who invented these. Remember the power motto girls, It's all about the teasing not about the pleasing." Quinn says causing us to do a little dance.

"Back it up like a dump truck baby!" Santana yells making us laugh. Rachel sat down as she watched us.

After the thirty minutes Quinn and I were blowing up balloons and gave them to people and put them into groups. Of course I had to ruin Rachel's life and put her with Jacob.

And I of course had to be partners with Puck. I put the balloon between us and listened to the next instructions.

"Now remember if the balloon pops the noise makes the angels cry" I looked over to Puck and adjusted the balloon. It took Puck a couple of minutes before he started to grind onto the balloon.

"Puck stop it!" I complain.

He laughs and I roll my eyes.

We all heard a loud pop and quickly turned to the noise. It was Finn and Quinn.

"Ugh Finn!" Quinn yelled at the terrified teenager. "It must have hit my zipper!" Finn lies to Quinn causing me to laugh.

"You know what?! This is a joke. Did you know that most studies have demonstrated that Celibacy doesn't work in high school? Our hormones are driving us to crazy to abstain. The second we start telling each other that there's no room for compromise, we act out. The only way to deal with teen sexuality is to be prepared, that's what contraception is for"

"Don't you dare mention the 'c' word!" Quinn demands. Rachel then started to stare at Finn. "Want to know a dirty secret? Girls want sex just as much as guys do" Rachel says before walking out the room.

"They sure do!" Puck says grabbing my waist.

"Get off of me!" I say pushing him off of me, causing him to chuckle.

...

While I was sitting down next to Quinn, watching the glee club do a very sexual performance, I had an idea of how to get Rachel to back off of Finn.

After the performance Me, Santana and Quinn walked into the glee room and I gave Mr Schue a bluetooth and my phone to play the music.

"Hey guys." Mr Schue says.

"Hey Mr Schue, we would like to audition for glee club and also as you know Finn is basically my boyfriend. So what kind of girlfriend would I be if I didn't support him." I say.

"Alright, well lets see what you've got." Mr Schue says turning on the song from phone.

[I say a little prayer - Santana, Elliana and Quinn]

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