You are Y/n L/n A Boy who had Just hit Puberty and in this world hitting Puberty means strange and Unusual Transformations for the person such as A Mono-eye, Webbed Feet, A Second head Etc, Etc. but You got the Jackpot when you have the Abilities of...
It was another School day at Nurse Hitomi's Office and Unfornutaly Itsuki couldn't come in today because she was Busy with some Family Matters, and Tatara-Sensei was busy teaching his Homeroom, so Hitomi was on her own with only 3 hours of sleep working with her!
She was stitching up Fujimi after she got her Top half separated from her Bottom Half, and she Kept dozing off while stitching the Girl up!
Fujimi: "Ow!"
Hitomi: "Oh! I'm so sorry, I didn't get enough sleep and-!"
Fujimi: "Nah, I'm Just kidding! I can't feel Pain! Remember?"
Hitomi: "Oh Yeah, sorry..."
Fujimi: "Hey I thought I could Inject some humor into your day. Why are you so Tired anyway?"
Hitomi: "Ugh... Where do I begin? I had to work late to finish up some important student documentation, and then It started raining, and then-"
Fujimi: "Shortened version Please."
Hitomi: "Okay, Okay, The end result is that I only got three hours of sleep Last night, and Now I'm So Tired, I can barely function, and Itsuki-Chan isn't in today."
Fujimi: "Oh That makes sense! Everyone Knows how horrible you are at Adulting! Hahahahahaha!"
Hitomi: "That's Not Funny."
Fujimi: "I'm not trying to be funny, I'm telling the truth."
Hitomi: "Sigh... So What Happened to you again?"
Fujimi: "Oh Yeah about that..."
Flashback!
Fujimi was talking to You about the Great Zombie Movie the two of you watched 'Shaun of the dead' and how Great it was and how hard it made the both of you Laugh!
Fujimi: "Hahahaha! Oh and that Scene where they Threw the records? What were they thinking!?"
Y/n: "I Know right! We have to see "Hot fuzz" after this!"
Fujimi: "Is that A Cop themed zombie Movie?"
Y/n: "No but it's A Hilarious Cop movie Starring the same two guys as the Main leads, and it involves them having to solve A Series of Murders with A Huge twist! It's Just As Funny!"
Fujimi: "Oh that should be Amazi- WAAAH!!"
She then Tripped over A Stairway Guard railing, and since they were on the top floor, and she ends up falling three stories to the ground with A Loud crunch, but her Bottom Half was still at the top with only her intestines keeping the two parts attached!
Y/n: "Fujimi are you Okay!?"
Fujimi: "I'm Okay! My Stitches blew out though, so Legs take me to Nurse Hitomi!"
The Legs then Listened and began running down the stairs but tripped on the Guard railing just like her and fell right on top of her! All you could do is Facepalm at her attempt!
Flashback End!
Fujimi: "So that's what happened!"
Hitomi: "Fujimi what did I tell you about taking care of your body?"
Fujimi: "Hey I was! I Promise! I just... wasn't paying attention..."
Hitomi: "Really...?"
Fujimi: "I Promise!"
Just then the door slid Opened and you walked in!
Y/n: "Hello, my Beautiful Girlfriend and Sorta-Girlfriend, I came bearing help!"
You then kissed the both of them on the cheek, and Hitomi began laying her Boobs onto your head, as she laid her head on top of them, as she began dozing off again!
Hitomi: "Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy..."
Y/n: "Come on Hitomi stay up with me Here! We don't You need to fall asleep on us again! Crazy Diamond Requiem!"
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DORA!
The Stand then Punches her in the chest and Immeaditly cured her of her Tiredness as she now felt A Lot better!
Hitomi: "Yaaaaawwwwn! Thanks Again Y/n-Kun! You here to help?"
Y/n: "Yep, I had heard that Itsuki-Chan isn't here today So I got some additional Help! I want you to meet my Friend Foo Fighters!"
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Hitomi: "Oh that sure is A Nice Stand there Y/n what can It do?"
FF (Foo Fighters): "Why Thank you I really appreciate it, Miss Hitomi."
Hitomi: "WAAAAH!? IT'S SENTIENT!?"
Fujimi: "So cool!!"
FF: "Indeed I am. You see I am A Stand that is consisted Mostly of A Colony Plankton so I need to stay Hydrated and for that Y/n had already created for me A Breathing Apparatus full of water, so I am Perfectly fine to help on Itsuki's days off or whenever she's gone."
Hitomi: "Oh Coo, Thank you, Sir-!"
FF: "Actually I'm Non-Binary, Just Like Itsuki."
Hitomi: "Hey As Long as you don't make perverted Jokes then We're Fine."
FF: "I can assume Hitomi-Kun. Now let me help with Stitching that poor girl up."
Fujimi: "Oh Thank you! I've been sitting here for 5 minutes without being stitched!"
Y/n:
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