I don't expect anyone to read this - and if you happen to do so please tell me why - but I just thought it might be amusing to read the stuff I wrote as a kid.
Yeah I don't know why I thought that.
But now I already started to so I'll just do it.
English isn't my first language so I'll translate the stories. This might have an influence on the stories writing style, and maybe they won't sound like they were written by a kid but I'll try my best to match the styles.
If you decided to read this book - whatever the reason might be - I've got some things to say to you.
First of all: thank you for wasting your time on this *trying to put it nicely* interesting writings.
Second of all: Don't expect too much. The stories are REALLY bad and additionally quite short. Like very very short.
Third of all: you can still change your mind and not read this book. It's absolutely fine if you decide to leave now and never come back.
Lastly: If you're still here, I'm terribly sorry for what you're about to read.
YOU ARE READING
Stories my dumb ass wrote as a kid.
Random☝🏻 Just some stories and other stuff I wrote when I was younger. English isn't my first language so I will have to translate them. If you decide to read this, sorry not sorry. Reading might damage your mental health. Don't say I didn't warn you.
