A/n: did you guys know that the voice actor of Issei( Yuki Kaji ) and the voice actor of Koneko( Ayana Taketatsu ) are married!? Can you imagine the dynamic of having your own wife call you a pervert, I can't get out of my head right now I'm that surprised!
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Hyakume woke to the sound of Issei screaming and Quickly ran to his aid
Hyakume: master, are you okay-
Hyakume opened the door and saw a naked Rias and Asia coddled up to Issei. He looked at Hyakume who had a very red face
Hyakume: s-sorry I-I didn't mean to interrupt!
Hyakume slammed the door and sat outside and after a moment Rias came out wearing a blanket
Rias: good morning Hyakume.
Hyakume: g-good morning Mrs. Rias.
Rias left to put on some clothes and after another moment Asia came out wearing a nightgown
Asia: good morning Hyakume.
Hyakume: good m-morning Asia.
Asia then left to make breakfast. Hyakume peeked his head back on Issei's room and saw his face in sheets
Hyakume: master are you alright?
Issei: * face down * president's influence is making Asia do dirty things...
Hyakume: master, wouldn't you see that as a good thing?
Issei: no, it isn't! I have to protect Asia and protecting her while she's being dirty is...
Hyakume: e-even better?
Issei: no, no, no, no, no!
Hyakume: I'm sorry I was just responding you would usually be in these types of situations.
Well Issei seemed conflicted he tried to think of others, others things that Hyakume could see and covered his eyes
Hyakume: m-master you're having morally incorrect thoughts again!
Issei: oh right, sometimes I forgot you can see those.
???: ( hey, partner. )
Issei jumped confusing Hyakume and looked at his hand
Draig: ( forget my voice, partner? )
Issei: ( Draig. )
Issei looked at his hand then back at a confused Hyakume
Issei: can you hear him?
Hyakume: hear what master?
Draig: ( despite him it being able to see your thoughts, I can assure you that you have privacy while conversing with me. )
Issei: ( oh. ) nothing never mind.
Hyakume: oh-oh ok, well then I guess I'll leave you to get dress.
Hyakume bowed and walked out of the room closing the door behind him leaving Issei to talk with Draig
**** timeskip brought to you by chibi Hyakume trying to cook but somehow setting boiling water on fire ****
After class Hyakume was sitting quietly reviewing notes until Issei approached him
Hyakume: oh, h-hello mas- I mean Issei.
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