PATRICK
hey light
Have I told you that you look very sexy todayLIGHT
This isn't PatrickPATRICK
how do you know?LIGHT
He's never called me sexy
Plus you just told on yourselfPATRICK
damnit
The name is JeffLIGHT
okay you're either Channing Tatum or you're fortyPATRICK
I thought it was bad to assume ageLIGHT
your name is Jeff...
You're fortyPATRICK
I'm twenty twoLIGHT
who the fuck is born in '98 named JeffPATRICK
He was right, you are sassy.LIGHT
Patrick talks about me?PATRICK
All the time.
I think he has a little crush on youLIGHT
where's Patrick
You're weirdPATRICK
You don't have to be so mean
He's in the showerLIGHT
so you stole his phonePATRICK
Yes, ma'am :)LIGHT
ma'am?
You really are fortyPATRICK
I'm not forty and I can prove it to youLIGHT
do it thenPATRICK
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LIGHT
That is my lord and savior, Luke Robert Hemmings
Good try thoughPATRICK
Damnit, I was hoping you wouldn't know who that wasLIGHT
I guess you're not forty since you know who that isPATRICK
see, told youLIGHT
Can I talk to Patrick nowPATRICK
no 🤍LIGHT
damn you're sassy.
You just got some bonus pointsPATRICK
why thank you :)LIGHT
so why did you steal his phone?PATRICK
I got bored
Oh no he's comingLIGHT
you're in trouble now budPATRICK
He sees me
I'm so sorry about that, LightLIGHT
how do I know this is PatrickPATRICK
Cause I'm sexierLIGHT
now I see why you're friends with JeffPATRICK
jeff?LIGHT
yeah?? You're friend...PATRICK
Oh yeah.
Brain fartLIGHT
yeah...
I have homework to doPATRICK
did he scare you off?LIGHT
No, I like him better than youPATRICK
You're an assLIGHT
but you still talk to me :)
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FanfictionIn which a boy accidentally texts the wrong number Highest ranking #1 in charliegillespie on November 22, 2021