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six

PATRICK
hey light
Have I told you that you look very sexy today

LIGHT
This isn't Patrick

PATRICK
how do you know?

LIGHT
He's never called me sexy
Plus you just told on yourself

PATRICK
damnit
The name is Jeff

LIGHT
okay you're either Channing Tatum or you're forty

PATRICK
I thought it was bad to assume age

LIGHT
your name is Jeff...
You're forty

PATRICK
I'm twenty two

LIGHT
who the fuck is born in '98 named Jeff

PATRICK
He was right, you are sassy.

LIGHT
Patrick talks about me?

PATRICK
All the time.
I think he has a little crush on you

LIGHT
where's Patrick
You're weird

PATRICK
You don't have to be so mean
He's in the shower

LIGHT
so you stole his phone

PATRICK
Yes, ma'am :)

LIGHT
ma'am?
You really are forty

PATRICK
I'm not forty and I can prove it to you

LIGHT
do it then

PATRICK

LIGHT
That is my lord and savior, Luke Robert Hemmings
Good try though

PATRICK
Damnit, I was hoping you wouldn't know who that was

LIGHT
I guess you're not forty since you know who that is

PATRICK
see, told you

LIGHT
Can I talk to Patrick now

PATRICK
no 🤍

LIGHT
damn you're sassy.
You just got some bonus points

PATRICK
why thank you :)

LIGHT
so why did you steal his phone?

PATRICK
I got bored
Oh no he's coming

LIGHT
you're in trouble now bud

PATRICK
He sees me
I'm so sorry about that, Light

LIGHT
how do I know this is Patrick

PATRICK
Cause I'm sexier

LIGHT
now I see why you're friends with Jeff

PATRICK
jeff?

LIGHT
yeah?? You're friend...

PATRICK
Oh yeah.
Brain fart

LIGHT
yeah...
I have homework to do

PATRICK
did he scare you off?

LIGHT
No, I like him better than you

PATRICK
You're an ass

LIGHT
but you still talk to me :)