SarcasticSkeletalBoy's question: "Hey, explain your damn eyebrows."
Somehow, I had a feeling that this was coming. The simple answer is that their... shall we say... bushiness is merely a result of genetics (but that isn't a very good answer). However, I will admit that I pluck and shape my eyebrows meticulously into a certain shape.
You may or may not have noticed that my eyebrows somewhat resemble the wings of freedom; this is no coincidence, my friend. I believe that my "eyebrows of freedom" will give all of our young cadets the courage they need when fighting the Titans outside the walls.
My eyebrows are not just eyebrows. They are eyebrows of hope, of courage... of freedom. *salutes*
Though in reality, my father also had these exact eyebrows, so their story might not be as dramatic as I'm making it out to be...
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Short StoryBeing the commander of the Survey Corps, I don't have much time to spare for any social interactions with my soldiers (or anyone, for that matter). That is why I have made this: for you to ask me any burning questions you have in the back of your mi...
