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by king_mxrcury

by king_mxrcury

@dragon_malfoy_ has opened slythersluts group chat

@dragon_malfoy_: wake up u sluts

@queenpansy: what

@420_blaise: wtf do you want you cunt ass hoe

@420_blaise: its two in the damn morning

@queenpansy: this better be important I was busy

@420_blaise: yes pans we know we could all hear you

@420_blaise: just ask her out already

@420_blaise: you've liked her since 2nd year

@420_blaise: and that way the Gryffindors can deal with your *noises*

@queenpansy: oh STFU

@queenpansy: I've heard worse from you over Mr tall ginger and handsome

@queenpansy: and his friend Mr tall dark and handsome

@420_blaise: at least I could ask them out if I desired to do so

@420_blaise: unlike someone

@queenpansy: could you tho????

@queenpansy: you've had the hots for the ginger since 2nd year

@queenpansy: and Longbottom you've liked since third

@queenpansy: and we're in fifth

@queenpansy: so you can't say shit

@queenpansy: anyways drachoe wtf was so important

@dragon_malfoy_: oh I was just gonna ask if I could copy someone's herbology notes but this was much more entertaining

@420_blaise: that's what you had to bother us at 2am for

@420_blaise: that's what was so important it couldn't wait till morning?

@queenpansy: Draco Lucius Malfoy I Am Going To MURDER You

@420_blaise: not if I do it first