@queenpansy has opened slythersluts group chat
@queenpansy: well
@queenpansy: I got good news
@queenpansy: and I got bad news
@queenpansy: what do you hoes want to hear first
@420_blaise: this couldn't wait until morning?
@queenpansy: first off it technically is morning that's what the am in 3:26 am stands for
@queenpansy: and I mean it could
@queenpansy: but technically the good news is for you
@queenpansy: but if you want to wait
@queenpansy: then good night
@420_blaise: wait
@420_blaise: come back
@queenpansy: nope no backsies
@420_blaise: noooo tell me
@420_blaise: please
@420_blaise: pansy
@420_blaise: pansy
@420_blaise: pansy parkinson
@420_blaise: tell me now
@420_blaise: PANSY
@420_blaise: I will come in there and fight you
@420_blaise: PANSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@dragon_malfoy_: Just tell him, Parkinson. dray and I are trying to sleep
@420_blaise: POTTER
@420_blaise: GTFO OF OUR GROUP CHAT
@dragon_malfoy_: ✨no✨
@420_blaise: fuck you
@dragon_malfoy_: you wish you could 😉
@dragon_malfoy_: although you'd probably enjoy it more if it was a certain redhead 😏😉
@420_blaise: LEAVE
@dragon_malfoy_: ok ok I'm leaving
@420_blaise: fuckin potter
@dragon_malfoy_: you called?
@420_blaise: LEAVE
@420_blaise: NOW
@queenpansy: I guess ill tell you
@queenpansy: since you so nicely asked 🙄
@420_blaise: ??????????????
@queenpansy: a little birdie told me that a certain redhead seems to have a Slytherin crush.....
@420_blaise: who????????????
@queenpansy:......
@queenpansy: are you fucking dense
@queenpansy: obviously it's you
@queenpansy: why the fuck else would I be telling you this if it wasn't you
@420_blaise: ok shut up it's like 3:30 in the morning
@queenpansy:🙄
@queenpansy: that little birdie also said that a certain redhead might have a crush on a certain Longbottom
@queenpansy: so you might be able to have your little poly relationship
@queenpansy:well as long as Longbottom isn't straight
@420_blaise: GFHJJFGHKJFGHJ
@420_blaise: HOLY FUCK
@420_blaise: FJHREGUEIGHO
@queenpansy:......
@queenpansy: you done?
@420_blaise: ok what's the bad news then
@queenpansy:... that little birdie also ran away as soon as she realized she was the one I liked
@420_blaise: HAHA AT LEAST I HAVE A CHANCE
@queenpansy: you're a douche Blaise
@420_blaise: yeah a douche that actually has a chance with their crush
@queenpansy: whatever good night
@420_blaise: iTs tEcHnIcAlLy mOrNiNg
@queenpansy has muted the chat
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